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Goodness, that IS nasty! How like you to have found it and dragged it in here. And to think I might have lived out the rest of my life without thinking about the English conservative ruling classes sticking their dicks in dead swine.


yrs,
rubato

Oh god, Aspergers strikes again...

Gob wrote:Oh god, Aspergers strikes again...

Play to your strengths! Embrace your true identity. No one finds nasty meaningless crap like you do. You're the champion of filth and disgust.


yrs,
rubato

Poor old Aspergers boy has no idea what happens outside of his little bubble, he cannot see the bigger picture, nor the ramifications..

For more than 24 hours now, Downing Street has been refusing to dignify Lord Ashcroft's allegations with an official response.

Privately Downing Street officials have been dismissing the claims contained in the peer's biography of David Cameron as "ridiculous" and "nonsense".

But what does the prime minister think himself about the lurid allegations of drug taking and porcine ritual?

Well, he gave some sense of his views at a Conservative fundraising dinner at the Carlton Club last night.

He told the 300 guests that he had had to go to hospital earlier in the day for a bad back, the result of some over-energetic wood chopping in his constituency at the weekend.

The surgeon told Mr Cameron that he would need an injection and asked him to lie on his front.

The doctor then said: "This will just be a little prick, just a stab in the back."

Which, the prime minister said, "rather summed up my day".

Britain has a long tradition of citizens returning home with the loot of empire and expecting glory and high office as a result. When Clive of India did so and was charged with massive corruption, he replied loftily, “I stand astonished at my own moderation.”


Lord Ashcroft is clearly an angry man. His self-published “revelations” about David Cameron are hardly designed to please the leader of the party he financed for many years. Those that concern Cameron’s controversial lifestyle at university clearly fall into the Private Eye category of “too good to check”.

Few public figures welcome their youthful antics seen in the glare of biography. Some statute of limitation should apply, and does so in the view of most people. What the prime minister did, or now appears not to have done, to an Oxfordshire pig really should not reflect on his fitness for office.

The accusation of impropriety in giving Ashcroft a peerage after his £8m donation to the Conservative party is a different matter. At the time Cameron vigorously denied any knowledge that Ashcroft was non-domiciled. Since everyone knew that Ashcroft’s home and fortune were based in Belize, which is not part of Hampshire, this does not ring true. A simple question would have elicited the truth. It was generally accepted that non-doms should not be made peers.

Cameron’s use of the House of Lords to reward aides, cronies and donors might leave even Tony Blair astonished at his own moderation. But in truth it is British politics itself that is on trial, yet again. It cannot be right in a modern democracy for seats in its parliament to be such blatant rewards for donations. Such chicanery degrades the entire constitution. Jibes by ministers at corruption in poor countries are rendered hypocritical. Politics is laid open to a demi-monde of dodgy money that has always hovered round power but, in Britain, is welcomed in and rewarded.

Politics, as all here know, has never been rubato's strong point. Anything beyond "Republicans/Christians/British bad!! Ugh!~!" is too complex for him.

What a lying pussy. It is a nasty story and you have a long history of dragging back nastiness. It is your metier.


yrs,
rubato

Where have I lied Aspergers boy?

It is the headline UK story, so worthy of inclusion here, also the underlying causes and themes have ramifications across UK politics.

You thick twat

David Cameron compares Lord Ashcroft dead pig claims to 'a stab in the back ...
The Independent - ‎5 hours ago‎
Lord Ashcroft's Call Me Dave, co-authored by the journalist Isabel Oakeshott, has created a media frenzy with claims from a contemporary of Mr Cameron's at university and current MP that the Prime Minister put his genitals in a dead pig's mouth as part ...

Pigs to peerages: Lord Ashcroft's act of revenge shows British politics at its ...
The Guardian - ‎12 hours ago‎
Lord Ashcroft is clearly an angry man. His self-published “revelations” about David Cameron are hardly designed to please the leader of the party he financed for many years. Those that concern Cameron's controversial lifestyle at university clearly ...

Ashcroft's Cameron biography: serious questions amid the pig jokes
The Guardian - ‎14 hours ago‎
But there was something of a circling of the wagons around Cameron among three more sympathetic papers. The Times questioned the book's credibility, as its front page headline implied, “Cameron biography claims start to unravel.” The Daily Express ...

Revenge? Lord Ashcroft could lose his job over Cameron's pig & drug allegations
RT - ‎10 hours ago‎
The peer has been accused of using the book as “revenge” against Cameron after he failed to secure a top job in government following the 2010 general election. 'Call me Dave', Ashcroft's biography which is being serialized by the Daily Mail, further ...

Cameron biography: Ashcroft makes new debauchery claims about student days
The Guardian - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
An unofficial biography of David Cameron written by the former Conservative donor Lord Ashcroft has made a series of claims about his involvement in a drug-taking environment at university, a bizarre dinner club initiation ritual and his knowledge of ...

Conservative sources deny David Cameron pig's head allegations
The Guardian - ‎16 hours ago‎
Downing Street also refused to say whether Cameron intended to sue Ashcroft for libel, or to discuss allegations that the prime minister knew about the peer's non-domiciled tax status the year before it was publicly revealed. Labour and the SNP called ...

A pig, some drugs and a disappointed billionaire: the life of David Cameron
Telegraph.co.uk - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
His gloomy analysis of the Tory “brand” chimed with that of Mr Cameron, who won a surprise victory to become party leader in December 2005 after telling Conservatives they had to “change to win”. To help bring about that change, he asked Lord Ashcroft ...

Lord Ashcroft's Cameron biography bears hallmarks of revenge job
The Guardian - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
But now instead of reading the last rites, Ashcroft's unofficial biography of the PM, Call Me Dave, is being published as Cameron heads triumphantly towards party's autumn party conference in Manchester with a mandate for another five years in power ...

Lord Ashcroft 'not settling scores' with David Cameron book
BBC News - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Ex-Conservative Party treasurer Lord Ashcroft says his new book about David Cameron is "not about settling scores". The unauthorised biography, serialised in the Daily Mail, includes allegations about the PM's student days. The former Tory donor ...

David Cameron's debauchery laid bare in Lord Ashcroft's book Call Me Dave
Daily Mail - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Today we lift the lid on the extraordinary feud between David Cameron and a billionaire Tory donor that has triggered the most explosive political biography of the decade. In the dynamite book, former party treasurer Lord Ashcroft makes allegations of ...

David Cameron says he 'will not dignify' claims he put his genitals in the ...
The Independent - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Lord Ashcroft and Mr Cameron fell out after the Tory leader failed to make good on an alleged promise to give Lord Ashcroft a top job once he became Prime Minister in 2010. The new biography is seen by some as an act of revenge after years of feuding ...

The Daily Mail says David Cameron once 'inserted a private part of his...
Business Insider - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
The book, called Call Me Dave, features a source who claimed to be present during the pig incident and has photographic evidence. However, the book also makes it clear that Ashcroft and Oakshott failed to actually obtain the photo in question. That ...

David Cameron 'put his private parts in a dead pig's mouth' claims explosive ...
Mirror.co.uk - ‎Sep 20, 2015‎
Lord Ashcroft and Mr Cameron reportedly have a rift going back to 2010 when the Tory peer admitted he was then not paying UK tax on earnings outside Britain. The book claims Mr Cameron was aware as early as 2009 that he was a non dom. Mr Cameron ...

Sturgeon says Cameron allegations have 'entertained the whole country ...
The Guardian (blog) - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland's first minister, has said the student drugs and debauchery allegations about David Cameron in a new biography by Lord Ashcroft have “entertained the nation”. Downing Street has said it will not dignify the claims - which have ...

Will Lord Ashcroft's scandalous biography harm David Cameron?
New Statesman - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
What's this about David Cameron and a pig? Lord Ashcroft, the former Conservative donor turned pollster, has written a biography of David Cameron, Call Me Dave, which details the Prime Minister's life and upbringing. One revelation has caught everyone ...

Call Me Dave by Lord Ashcroft: Cameron allegedly smoked marijuana and ...
International Business Times UK - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
A shocking tell-all by former Tory donor Michael Ashcroft claims UK Prime Minister David Cameron dabbled with marijuana and performed a lewd act during his days at Oxford. Call Me Dave, an unauthorised biography, even claims there was cocaine during ...

David Cameron accused of drug-taking, sexual promiscuity and an obscene act ...
The Independent - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
“A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal's mouth.” Ashcroft ...

David Cameron was not member of 'debauched' university society, friends say
Telegraph.co.uk - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Lord Ashcroft, a billionaire who has regularly criticised the Prime Minister, also alleges that while at university, Mr Cameron took part in an “outrageous initiation ceremony” to join a notorious dining club. The book claims that a pig's head was ...

David Cameron finally comments on THOSE Lord Ashcroft claims: 'A little prick ...
Mirror.co.uk - ‎7 hours ago‎
David Cameron has finally vented his frustration over Lord Ashcroft's book - and he hasn't minced his words. Despite Number 10's silence over claims from weed-smoking to hi-jinks with a dead pig, the PM made his views abundantly clear last night ...

David Cameron Accused of Sex Act With a Dead Pig
Daily Beast - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Lord Ashcroft's book also alleges that Cameron was a member of a “dope smoking group” called the Flam Club and repeats rumors that cocaine was allowed to circulate openly at the future prime minister's home in London. Ashcroft, who gave more than $12 ...

Downing Street stays silent over claims David Cameron put genitals in a dead ...
The Independent - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Lord Ashcroft and the book's co-author, Isabel Oakeshott, the former Sunday Times political editor, wrote that an unnamed “distinguished Oxford contemporary”, who is now an MP, recalled how Mr Cameron took part in an “outrageous” initiation ceremony at ...

Ashcroft's David Cameron book doesn't justify the Daily Mail's hype
The Guardian - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
Is Lord Ashcroft's book, Call Me Dave, a political bombshell or a squib? The Daily Mail, having obtained the serialisation rights, clearly thought it was the former. It devoted seven of its pages on Monday to the extracts plus a leading article in ...

How politicians reacted to David Cameron's #piggate sparked by Lord Ashcroft
Metro - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
In case you haven't been on Twitter yet, there are some pretty outrageous stories about the Prime Minister putting his 'private part' into a pig. The web exploded last night when the claims made by ex-Tory peer Lord Ashcroft – whose biography is being ...

Politicians react to claims in Lord Ashcroft's book that David Cameron put his ...
The Independent - ‎Sep 21, 2015‎
There have been suggestions by some that the book is Lord Ashcroft's revenge after he was denied a position in Mr Cameron's cabinet in 2010. The Lib Dem leader Tim Farron wasted no time in joking about being a vegetarian, while the party's former ...

David Cameron put 'private part' in dead pig's mouth, shock biography claims
Express.co.uk - ‎Sep 20, 2015‎
Mr Ashcroft said: "Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent. "Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs' heads at debauched parties in Cameron's day." Lord Ashcroft has ...

So you admit that most of what you do is to drag up nasty shit and post it here?

It is your specialty.


yrs,
rubato

Stupid little boy, it's a lead story in the UK and internationally, I didn't "drag it up."

Forbes
Billionaire's Tax Status Remains At Heart Of Cameron Tell-All Book Scandal

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphilli ... k-scandal/

Call Me Dave by Lord Ashcroft: Cameron allegedly smoked marijuana and committed lewd act in Oxford

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/call-me-dave-b ... rd-1520487

David Cameron engaged in obscene act with pig's head when a student, book claims

http://www.smh.com.au/world/david-camer ... jr7hz.html

Salon.

The most bizarre political scandal of the decade: Why has David Cameron been accused of, um, defiling a dead pig?
No, you didn't misread

http://www.salon.com/2015/09/21/the_mos ... _dead_pig/

If the lead story in UK news is nasty, should I not post it for fear of offending your sensibilities Aspergers boy?

Maybe I should put a disclaimer; "Warning, this thread contains graphic images and adult themes, and is only suitable for viewing by persons18 yrs and older, not rubato."

whatever you say about gob, he does not spew hate and vitriol. he is irreverent and would probably take the piss out of jesus himself...

but he would do it in such a way that the lord himself would chuckle and forgive him...., probably.

rube on the other hand.......

put "a private part of his anatomy" into the mouth of a dead pig

That's better than putting it into the mouth of a live pig.
And who here hasn't done stupid shit in their youth?

Who told you about that hamster?

MajGenl.Meade wrote:Who told you about that hamster?

OOOPPPs
I wasn't supposed to say anything was I?

Well, as long as you remember the sheep's a liar

She is!?!?!?! But she said I was the only......