Canada for U.S. President

[Scooter]

Hey, it makes as much or more sense than more than a few of the leading contenders:

[MajGenl.Meade]

We already have Cruz...

[Fafhrd]

I havc a feeling that a huge sigh of relief went up all over Canada when Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship.

[Lord Jim]

I was disappointed...

I thought he'd make a great mayor of Toronto...

[rubato]

Canada for President!


It is so simple, so obvious.


So will they run as the "Politeness Party"? Canada is like the Muppets on Sesame street; you can't even imagine them doing something cruel, sharp or even unpleasant.





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[Scooter]

I was disappointed...

I thought he'd make a great mayor of Toronto...

We have had more than our share of psycho nutbar to last well into the next century, thank you. He's all yours now.

[Lord Jim]

[Econoline]

Canada just picked up an important endorsement!

[Scooter]

It's uncanny how prescient this one turned out to be:



"We'd like to congratulate the President on four more years of letting himself get teabagged by people who believe the Founding Fathers drove monster trucks."

"People say they want lion tamers, but really they come for the clowns"

"We won't concede that lying is just free speech by creative people."

"If your next generation of candidates is anything like your last one, you're going to need us."

"We're going to need a vice-president...with balls big enough to cork Donald Trump's mouth."