Plan B Forum

OK, try to get this tune out of your head whenever Drumpf makes an appearance on TV. He's all things to all people. You can feel the love.

Everybody sing!:

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two
The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
The Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
And wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and
Make a tasty lemon pie
The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
Oh the Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can
Cause he
Mixes it with
Love and
Makes the world
Taste good

The Trumpy man makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your
Childhood wishes
You could even eat
The dishes

Who can take tomorrow
And dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream
The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
Oh the Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world
Taste good

The Trumpy man can cause he
Mixes it with love and
Makes the world
Taste good

You forgot the intro....

All right everybody, gather around
The Trumpy man is here
What kind of policies do you want?
No Muslims? A wall between here and Mexico?
Defund Planned Parenthood?
Anything you want
You've come to the right man
Because I'm the Trumpy man...

Thanks, JG, that adds so much context to this happy, toe tapping, ditty.

I didn't know we had writers for the Capitol Steps on this board.

Long Run wrote:I didn't know we had writers for the Capitol Steps on this board.

Except for substituting "Trumpy man" for "candy man", those are the actual lyrics.
I'll get busy and work up something; I need a new parody for karaoke night anyway.

-"BB"-

Here's my try:

Who can take a hairdo
And a bankruptcy or two
Cover it in bullshit
And fool the people too
The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
The Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can cause he
Has a lot of bucks and
Raises his voice real good

Who can take a crap show
And mark it with a T
Talk out of his asshole
And claim a victory
The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
Oh the Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can
Cause he
Has a lot of bucks and
Raises his voice real good

The Trumpy man makes
Everything he fakes
Seem like he has a point there
He tries to claim that he is smart
But he really doesn’t fit the part


Who can take the people
Make them take a nap
And prove that what Abe Lincoln said
Is just a lot of crap

The Trumpy man
(The Trumpy man)
Oh the Trumpy man can
(The Trumpy man can)
The Trumpy man can cause he
Cause he
Has a lot of bucks and
Raises his voice real good

The Trumpy man can cause he
Cause he
Has a lot of bucks and
Raises his voice real good

Bravo!

That's better than anything I could have come up with.  Thank you, Big RR.

-"BB"-

And we can always add Joe Guy's spoken intro as well. that's what inspired me to try and write something.

Well done, Big RR!!!

Big RR wrote:And we can always add Joe Guy's spoken intro as well. that's what inspired me to try and write something.

It's already been converted to a Word file and printed out as a lyric sheet.
Karaoke night, here I come!!!  

-"BB"-

Rights are granted for all public performances (although I will not venture any opinion as to what rights the copyright holders of the original song might have).

The only thing I ask--if you sing it at any Trump rallies, make sure they know my name as well (although you'll have to talk slowly so they can comprehend). Not that Trump will ever know who I am, but I'd love it if he did.

If possible, I'd like to receive 10% of any money that you don't make on this.

Hell, I'll split the money I don't make 50/50.

Thanks, Big RR. You're very non-generous...

hey!

you could sub. , "the sanders man can....." in the original too!

RR, will have to compose another version, customized to fit Bernie...

Who could defeat Clinton
I can tell you who
He's living in Vermont
And he's a socialist Jew

The Bernie man
The Bernie man can
The Bernie man can 'cause he'll move cash from the rich into your neighborhood

Who can take a poor kid
Take him from high school
Send him off to college
Paid with money from a pool

The Bernie man
The Bernie man can
The Bernie man can 'cause he'll move cash from the rich into your neighborhood

The Bernie man states
That everything he takes
Will come from all the two percenters
You can live in wealthy centers
He will supplement the renters

Who can take a high wage
Mandate it for you
You'll work at In-N-Out
and live just like the well-to-do

The Bernie man
The Bernie man can
The Bernie man can 'cause he'll move cash from the rich into your neighborhood