Ted Cruz is a Fraudulent Philandering Fink

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Ted Cruz is a Fraudulent Philandering Fink

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National Enquirer — Which Just Happens to Have Ties to Trump — Says Cruz Has Had 5 Affairs
By Jen Kirby

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz have been beefing back and forth about their wives this week, which makes for rather interesting timing for a salacious report in the National Enquirer. The new issue of the infamous tabloid out this week has the SHOCKING CLAIMS that "pervy" Ted Cruz has had at least five mistresses on the side. The tabloid prints five photos, each with a black bar across the eyes of the alleged Cruz lovers, a phrase that doesn't at all feel natural to write.

The juicy details aren't available online, but according to the catnip teasers the National Enquirer has posted, at least one of the women is a "foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney." That should make you either more skeptical (usually these stories involve women who are marginal to the political process) or less skeptical (Alabama governor Robert Bentley, just this week, was revealed to have something going on with a top aide).

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I am sure they will have a followup story proving that Cruz was also a participant in a homosexual orgy that included Elvis and Hitler and a space alien to be named later.

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That's more weekly world news fare
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Yeah, well we know who the space alien is backing...

Proof positive:

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Do people buy that paper?
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Not anymore. I heard it's still available online.
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Donald Trump said today that he sees Blake's ahead of Cruz too.
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I really miss The Weekly World News...

It was the paper of record...

While other grocery store tabloids moved into celebrity sensationalism, The Weekly World News maintained its journalistic integrity...

Where else could you get the true skinny about Bat Child?

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Or reliable information about gay space aliens?

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Not in The National Inquirer , that's for damn sure...


They're too busy trying to act "upscale" like People Magazine to give you the real truth...



(Of course Ed Anger is now the leading candidate for the GOP Presidential nomination, using the nom de guerre "Donald Trump"...)
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Marriage fidelity is overrated. Men with power and/or money always make the chicks woozy. The Donald and Melania prove that point. If you got it... flaunt it.
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Well, the women that have married Trump are of a singular sort.

They all love a man with a UUUUUUGE.....
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  • “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.”
    — Henry A. Kissinger
Yeah, he got that one right...
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