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It was quite amusing. You could not pay enough money for the publicity this brought him.

That bird must be very accustomed to being around people, to jump up on the lectern so close to him, and also not get spooked by all the yelling...

ETA:

A wild bird flying into one's house is a portent of ill luck, possibly even death.

http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/bird.asp

Lord Jim wrote:... A wild bird flying into one's house is a portent of ill luck, possibly even death.

But if a birdie poops on your head it's a sign of good luck. Go figure.

"A happy little bluebird!  This means I must make a wish.
(makes wish)
Goodbye, my little friend."

"That happy little bluebird has left a happy little doo-doo on your hand."

-"BB"-

My favorite response to this so far...

Portlandia saying: "put a bird on it". True story.

A bird flying into your chest while riding a motorcycle is a portent that your day might REALLY suck...especially if it's a 20+lb wild turkey.

Jarlaxle wrote:A bird flying into your chest while riding a motorcycle is a portent that your day might REALLY suck...especially if it's a 20+lb wild turkey.

Heck, a bumble bee, cicada, any semi-large bug flying into you while riding sucks (and hurts).