Plan B Forum

Tweets we'd probably see.....

"Hillary, You're Fired!"

"Vlad the Liar is not listening. We might need to drop the big one."

"I can't give you the details, but I've found a chink in Xi Jinping's armor."

"Angela Merkel looks like Rosie O'Donnell."

"It's not my fault we haven't built that wall. It's Nada Nieto's fault."

"I didn't grope that intern. C'mon, look at her. She's even fatter and uglier than Monica Lewinsky."

"I didn't break my campaign promises. The democrats and my so-called fellow republicans prevented me from carrying them out."

"I'm not saying my supporters should riot. But I can tell you this, I wouldn't blame you if you did."

wes already has his torch and his pitchfork ready to go.

All but the 3rd one (the "chink in Xi Jinping's armor"--that one's a bit too clever) I can actually envision him tweeting. At 3AM. While ignoring the incoming call on the red telephone. Sad.

Shhh! Don't upset the apple cart. Trump voter already believe Election Day is on November 28th because Drumpf told them so. They don't need to know more than they already know.

So... how 'bout them Cubs?