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Advice for Trump
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:19 pm
by rubato
Hire Christo to design thee wall.
We already know that as a barrier it will fail but this way we will get a beautiful art work out of it. And it will draw tourists from around the world to some of the most isolated parts of the U.S.
Genius.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Advice for Trump
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:10 pm
by dales
Mexico's design for the wall.
Re: Advice for Trump
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:10 pm
by Burning Petard
Same functionality as the design for the wall by 84 Lumber.
snailgate
Re: Advice for Trump
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:07 pm
by Gob
Washington (dpo) - "Too expensive!", "Too expensive!", "Not realizable!" - With such criticism US President Donald Trump is currently confronted with the planned wall on the border with Mexico. An offer from IKEA could now solve all these problems at once.
The Scandinavian furniture builder has offered the US "Börder Wåll" a practical finishing solution, which can only be picked up from the nearest IKEA store using a combi and installed at the desired location. With a total price of 9,999,999,999.99 USD, "Börder Wåll" is considerably cheaper than a conventional wall, which would be estimated to cost 15 to 25 billion dollars.
According to government spokesman Sean Spicer, President Trump is currently reviewing the offer
Re: Advice for Trump
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:09 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Subject of Thread: Advice for Trump.
My advice: Resign now.
-"BB"-