Plan B Forum

. . . I am a third level contact of Donald Trump Jr., Exec VP at the Trump Organization. Who knew I had this much clout? Clearly I have been wrong about his dad all these years. Andrew from Louisville hereby takes back the snarky comment he left at the 'Man without an ISIS plan' op-ed article which the failing NYT chose as one of their picks. Sad, very sad. Now if I can just figure out who among my friends is a second level contact I can parlay this connection into some real $$$ and you will never see me here again. I have it on good authority that Moscow is very nice at this time of year.

I've found the connection. Via Ted Cruz, no less. Paul (my conduit to these guys) is a great bloke but (shall we say) a little promiscuous in his friendships. I think my street cred is destroyed. Thanks Paul.

I just checked, and I have the same third level contact, also via Ted Cruz! But my mutual contact with Cruz is Jeff, not Paul.

Instead of six-degrees of separation, I think we should all play three-degrees of LinkedIn (but I'd need to drink heavily, first).

Guin - so you and I are fourth level contacts through our mutual buddy Ted Cruz. Who knew?

Keep it a secret - we don't want people talking.

Doesn't that make us at least third level contacts? How many Andrews am I linked to? I may have to check.

Unless Paul knows Jeff we are fourth level: me - Paul - Ted - Jeff - Guin.