Plan B Forum

I'm thinking we can go through a processs similar to what Dan Savage did in coming up with a meaning for "santorum".

Everyone can submit their ideas, then I can create a poll with what I think are the most promising entries. Definitions need not bear any relationship to Lord Dampnut. We can vote (a couple or more rounds if necessary), until we come up with a stellar definition for the twat's latest Twitter bozo eruption.

Covfefe (Acronym): Created Obviously Very Fake Excitement For Everybody

Covfefe (Acronym): Created Obviously Very Fake Excitement For Everybody

or..........

Covfefe (Acronym): Created Obviously Very Fake EXCREMENT For Everybody

Except that the excrement isn't fake, much to everyone's sorrow.

Covfefe [welsh]

"To suddenly realise you don't have a clue what the fuck you meant to say."

or

Covfefe [arch]

"The sheer horror of waking up and remembering your are still Donald Trump, and it wasn't just a nightmare."

Covfefe:

A mental disorder; the process of becoming cognizant of your family's inevitable upcoming prison terms, causing spontaneous Twitter outbursts subconsciously geared toward creating DISTRACTION and sympathy.



I'm expecting a possible 'Alzheimer's' defense somewhere down the road, where Trump throws everybody else under the bus.

COVFEFE: (An acronym) Covert FEderal FElony

Lord Jim wrote:

I guess I should be happy many images are blocked here.

Just a thought...

COVFEFE: Tiger Woods' response when told to recite the alphabet for the police...

Scooter wins.

COVFEFE (acronym): Corporations Outweigh Voters, Fuck 'Em, Fuck 'Em

I've said for years that Coca-Cola makes you fart like hell.