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(CNN) — President Donald Trump is disputing that former White House chief of staff John Kelly warned the President before he left the White House last year not to hire a replacement who wouldn't tell him the truth or that he would be impeached.
Kelly, a retired Marine Corps general, made the comments during an interview at the Sea Island Summit political conference hosted by the Washington Examiner this weekend.
Kelly said if he had stayed on as chief of staff Trump wouldn't be in the midst of the current impeachment inquiry, implying that White House advisers could have prevented it.
"I said, whatever you do — and we were still in the process of trying to find someone to take my place — I said whatever you do, don't hire a 'yes man,' someone who won't tell you the truth — don't do that," Kelly said. "Because if you do, I believe you will be impeached."

Kelly's comments come after his successor, now acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, brashly confirmed and then denied earlier this month that Trump froze nearly $400 million in US security aid to Ukraine in part to pressure that country into investigating Democrats.
Trump weighed in Saturday on Kelly's interview with the Washington Examiner, saying in a statement to CNN, "John Kelly never said that, he never said anything like that. If he would have said that I would have thrown him out of the office. He just wants to come back into the action like everybody else does."
White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham added, "I worked with John Kelly, and he was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President."
Mulvaney did not immediately respond to CNN's requests for comment.
Kelly also suggested that the Trump administration could have averted the current probe into the president, the Examiner reported.
"Someone has got to be a guide that tells [the president] that you either have the authority or you don't, or Mr. President, don't do it," Kelly said, adding that "the system that should be in place, clearly — the system of advising, bringing in experts in, having these discussions with the president so he can make an informed decision, that clearly is not in place."

Kelly also said that in light of the inquiry, "I feel bad that I left."
"That was almost 11 months ago, and I have an awful lot of, to say the least, second thoughts about leaving," he added. "It pains me to see what's going on because I believe if I was still there or someone like me was there, he would not be kind of, all over the place."
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From a Beeb story about Kanye West:
He [West] not only touched on porn and religion, but also said: "I'm unquestionably, undoubtedly, the greatest human artist of all time."
Remember this from a couple of years ago?



It's all beginning to make sense now.

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Besides the obvious (the fact that either whoever explained it [Rudy, perhaps?] got it wrong, or Trump heard or remembered it wrong) two things occur to me:
  • (1) He actually admitted that he understands so little about the Constitution that he has to have somebody explain it to him, and
    (2) He just found out that he won’t have legal representation at the hearing that’s happening in a few days—and didn’t think about it prior to today.
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Every time I decide that Trump couldn't say anything more stupid than he's already said, he proves me wrong.

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Trump says thinking about attending Russia's May Day parade

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Friday he was considering attending Russia’s May Day parade.

He made the comment to reporters at the White House before departing for campaign-related events.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa- ... SKBN1XI1UG

The very idea of an American President attending an event the primary purpose of which is to celebrate and display the military prowess of America's Number One Geo-political foe is beyond appalling...

And some people actually want to compare this Russian stooge to Ronald Reagan... :loon :loon :loon
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I’m officially numb - nothing that monster does can surprise me anymore.
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Did someone say "stooge?"

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Lord Jim wrote:The very idea of an American President attending an event the primary purpose of which is to celebrate and display the military prowess of America's Number One Geo-political foe is beyond appalling...
By next May, he just might be in Moscow for political asylum...?
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By next May, he just might be in Moscow for political asylum...?
One can only hope...
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  • “EVERYWHERE SHE WENT TURNED BAD,” SAYS MAN WITH SIX BANKRUPTCIES

    By Andy Borowitz
    November 15, 2019


    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering tweet on Friday, the former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, was accused of leaving a trail of destruction by a man with six bankruptcies and multiple business failures.

    “Everywhere Marie Yovanovitch went turned bad,” wrote the man, who ran the now defunct United States Football League into the ground and paid twenty-five million dollars to settle fraud charges against a fake university bearing his name.

    “She started off in Somalia, how did that go?” tweeted the man, whose lengthy roster of bankruptcies includes the Trump Taj Mahal (1991), Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino (1992), the Plaza Hotel (1992), Trump Castle Hotel and Casino (1992), Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts (2004), and Trump Entertainment Resorts (2009).

    “Then fast forward to Ukraine, where the new Ukrainian President spoke unfavorably about her,” continued the man, who founded such business fiascoes as the Trump Shuttle airline, Trump Vodka, and Trump Steaks.

    At the House of Representatives, Representative Devin Nunes vigorously defended the man’s controversial tweets. “He is calling out someone for creating disasters everywhere she goes, and no one is more qualified to talk about that than he is,” Nunes said.
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“He is calling out someone for creating disasters everywhere she goes, and no one is more qualified to talk about that than he is,” Nunes said.

Amen, Brother Nunes.

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I had a lot of trouble believing that this is for real, but apparently it actually *IS*....
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:shrug Every time you think things can't get any more surreal....
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And now Rudy is going after the REPUBLICAN lawyer!
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Econoline wrote:I had a lot of trouble believing that this is for real, but apparently it actually *IS*... Every time you think things can't get any more surreal...[/i]
How do you expect the Big Grifter to remember the important stuff if he doesn't write it down? He'd be an inarticulate mess if he didn't.

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The photo makes it obvious that Trump wrote those notes. It was clearly written with an official presidential Sharpie.

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He'd be an inarticulate mess if he didn't.
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THiS iS THe FiNAL WORD FROM THe PReS OF THe US
Oh, if only.

But somehow, I really doubt it.
GAH!

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