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Rudy Giuliani's hair dye trickled down his face at a wild news conference where he quoted 'My Cousin Vinny' to support his claims about the election



Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump's personal defense lawyer who is spearheading the Trump campaign's effort to overturn the results of the 2020 election, held a bizarre news conference on Thursday that quickly devolved into chaos.

At one point, Giuliani's hair dye could be seen running down his face. At another, the former New York City mayor quoted the comedy film "My Cousin Vinny" to support his arguments.

Much of the press conference consisted of Giuliani rehashing the same conspiracy theories the president has amplified: that mail-in ballots are fraudulent, that election machines were illegally tampered with, that ballots were secretly dumped, and that Democrats masterminded a vast election-rigging scheme to simultaneously win the White House and get destroyed in down-ballot and state legislative races.

Fact check: There is no evidence of widespread voter fraud. This election was among the safest in US history because of the use of paper ballots and voting machines with verifiable paper trails, as well as the efforts of nonpartisan election and cybersecurity officials who worked behind the scenes to secure the vote.

It's worth noting, too, that the Trump campaign and Republican officials haven't won a single one of the nearly two dozen legal challenges they've filed since the election. Many of the lawsuits focused on technical issues that would not affect the overall results.

At one point in the news conference, Giuliani did an impression of Joe Pesci's character from "My Cousin Vinny" to back up the Trump campaign's claim that Republican election observers were not allowed to properly watch the ballot counting.

Later in the presser, Giuliani's hair dye started dripping down his face.

A close-up offered this view.



The Trump camp apparently noticed this too. Someone who was running the campaign's official feed could be overheard saying, "You see f---ing Rudy's hair dye dripping down his face?"

Giuliani did not immediately respond to Insider's request for comment.

Rudy Giuliani Farts Hilariously. Video Goes Viral Predictably.

Former New York City mayor turned Donald Trump attorney was in Lansing on Tuesday to appear before the Michigan House Oversight Committee, where he spewed a bunch of hot garbage in a desperate (but lucrative) effort to overturn the results of the election. The embarrassing spectacle became even more shameful for Giuliani—who, incredibly, once had a plausible claim to the title “America’s Mayor”—when he farted loudly enough for the microphones in the room to pick up.

Do we know for sure that ’twas Rudy who dealt it? Let’s look at the video. As first pointed out by Gizmodo, the cartoonish flatulence was first heard around four hours and eleven minutes into the hearing. In a heated argument with Michigan Rep. Darrin Camilleri, who wasn’t buying what Rudy was selling, you can clearly hear the fart and see Jenna Ellis, Giuliani’s co-council, shoot him the same look you’d get from your wife if you audibly farted during your daughter’s ballet recital. It’s strong, hard evidence that Giuliani did, indeed, do the crime.

Then, incredibly, one minute and 12 seconds later, he does it again.

Now, you might feel bad for laughing at a 76-year-old man who, like many 76-year-old men weathering the vicissitudes of age, is having difficulty not letting ‘er rip in public places. But this is Giuliani, an awful person in the midst of doing awful things. So for the same reason it was OK to laugh when his hair chemicals ran down his face like it was a melting ice cream cone, it’s definitely OK to laugh at Rudy for farting in public. It’s honestly the least embarrassing thing he’s done recently.

Donald Trump claims revelation Hunter Biden is under federal investigation will convince Supreme Court justices to overturn the election because 'Biden administration will be scandal plagued mess for years to come'

Meanwhile, [Sydney] Powell's buddy Lin Wood has filed yet another federal claim against Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, this time in an effort to stop the Georgia Senate runoffs. He didn't have standing to sue in the presidential races, but this time his arglebargle about signature matches will no doubt wow those judges. Whatever, you don't care.

But he did gift us this totally perfect typo, for which we should all be most grateful.

Scooter wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:34 pm

The constipated look on Tucker Carlson's face, it's like not even he can believe that Beck is making that comparison.