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Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:07 am
by Joe Guy
If you've read his letter, you probably realize that it wasn't written by Trump. Don't ask me how, but I got a copy of his original letter before it was handed over to his attorneys, etc for editing....
Deer Crazy Nancy,

I'm writing this letter strongly because your impeaching me is wrong and the worst thing that ever happened to this country, I can tell you that. You are violating your oafs of office with this hoax because I didn't do nothing wrong. You don't pray for me and your not very nice.

I did not abuse my power when I asked Zelinski...Selinski that U Cranium leader guy to check on Biden. I just wanted him to know he wouldn't get any money if he didn't help US, not ME! America is always first most of the time. Your turning our argument into a big argument and your crazy, Nancy. Sleepy Joe is a crook and did bad things I just wanted to help us. Even Zelslinky said my call was perfect.

Also, I haven't abducted congress. I was elected with the most votes ever in the history of voting and your mad because crooked Hilary got beat by me with all of those bigly historical votes. You have been wanting to impeach me ever since I was elected too and Adam Shiff is a liar and made things up.

I wrote this letter all by myself for historical purposes.

Sincerely,

D J T



Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:09 am
by wesw
and y0u guys th0ught J0e was me....

sillies, we is adam Schiff

8-)

Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:42 am
by BoSoxGal
You messed up Joe - you forgot to call him ‘shifty Schiff’, and to mention Nancy’s wandering teeth.

Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:51 am
by Joe Guy
BoSoxGal wrote:You messed up Joe - you forgot to call him ‘shifty Schiff’, and to mention Nancy’s wandering teeth.
You're right. After I wrote it I thought of Nancy's teeth and a few other things I could add or change but I wanted to keep it short and not spend a lot of time on it.

Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 2:53 am
by wesw
besides, wes never talks ab0ut nasty nancy, I need t0 stay in character, it is hard s0metimes.....

m0stly in the m0rning....

Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:05 am
by Joe Guy
Are y0u trying t0 c0nfuse pe0ple int0 thinking that I'm y0u?

They w0n t believe y0u!

Re: Trump's Letter to Nancy Pelosi

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:08 am
by wesw
there is a sucker b0rn every minute....