Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:13 pm
by Scooter
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:34 pm
by Crackpot
Well he’s right on that one.
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 1:15 pm
by Big RR
To add to moronic, I saw a clip on the news last night where he went to a mask factory and still didn't wear a mask; that's kind of like bringing your own lunch to a restaurant. But Uberman doesn't need a mask (although an understanding of public health and testing might help him; I recall a teacher saying "if we didn't have tests, no one would fail, that's probably how he graduated college (if he did)).
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:00 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
Reminds me of my introduction to Libyan electronics. 1978 I was working on sewage issues in Al Marj, close to Benghazi. They had a very posh treatment facility bought from Degrémont, the French water treatment giant. Way too complex for their needs, but that's another story for another day. A warning light started to flash. (Not enough sludge in the activator unit.) Solution: take out the bulb. Problem solved.
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:01 pm
by Scooter
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:12 pm
by Big RR
The man never disappoints; Jerry Lewis is a genius in comparison to our uberman.
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:35 pm
by Econoline
Trump: "Don't forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world. But why? Because we do more testing. When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong ... with people. If we didn't do any testing we would have very few cases. They don't wanna write that. And it's common sense."
Jim Wright: If we didn't have any cemeteries, we wouldn't have any dead people!
If there were no thermometers, there wouldn't be any global warming!
If they didn't have all those of those pregnancy tests, there would be no babies!
If we didn't have laws, there wouldn't be any crimes!
It's just common sense, Folks.
They don't want to write that.
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:40 pm
by Econoline
My wife just commented: "...and if we didn't have Fox News, we wouldn't have Trump."
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
My wife just commented: "...and if we didn't have Fox News, we wouldn't have Trump."
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 4:25 am
by Scooter
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 1:21 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
It's not just him . . .
"When reporters pointed out that Trump was in office for three years before the pandemic, McEnany said Secretary of Health and Human Services Alex Azar told her the stockpile wasn't filled with medical equipment sooner because the administration was focused on the threat of a biological attack"
Who needs medical equipment in a bioweapon attack?
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:57 pm
by Econoline
When I saw this headline, I was sure it must be from The Onion. It's not.
Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:57 pm
by RayThom
Did someone say "Super Duper?"
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 12:21 am
by Bicycle Bill
Is it just me, or does anyone else think this "Space Force" is like the US Army Air Corps in WWI? It too existed in name only; we didn't have any planes of our own and had to fly French or British biplanes. -"BB"-
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Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 8:49 pm
by Econoline
Another "looks-like-The-Onion-but-it's-really-truly-NOT" item:
(The image is a link; click it if you don't believe me.)
Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 10:42 pm
by RayThom
It says that no black, brown, or yellow crayons can be used while coloring in this book.
All "Trump Troopers" must be white.
It also suggests having five different shades of orange for the different moods of "Super Don."
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 11:20 pm
by Econoline
That's "Super-Duper Don" now.
Re: Just when you think he couldn't sound any more moronic
Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 8:24 am
by Gob
He's got competition...
In a video the Tanzanian president once again touted natural remedies for coronavirus, saying these had helped his son.
“My own son, after contracting the virus, closed himself in his room, took a lemon and ginger solution before getting well and is even able to do push-ups,” he said in a video that went viral.
“We have had a number of viral diseases, including Aids and measles. Our economy must come first. It must not sleep. If we allow our economy to sleep, we will not receive salaries … Life must go on,” he added.
“As I am talking here,” he continued, “some airline operators are fully booked – until August – with tourists who want to visit Tanzania.”
The president’s latest comments follow several bizarre interventions – including his order that animals and fruit be tested for the virus as a demonstration of “false positives”. He has also been accused by health professionals of covering up the true number of infections.