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ok, BB

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:35 pm
by wesw
ok, bill, i will deem to give your internet bravado some minor credence, since you are not entirely wrong.

again i will take you on, mano y mano...., verbally , of course, since i am lacking balls or a sufficiently large penis to sway you...

physically....

i have you you in my pocket already, mentally, playing pool....

....but let us go.

yes, speaking freely has been not without repercussions in my life.

even recently i was snatched out of my door by a liar and a thief.

luckily, i did not kill him, nor he me.

i am, admittedly, too old for such shenanigans.

my better half came to my rescue and allowed me to retrieve my gun, and luckily, the confrotation was not pressed any further by my pock marked adversary.

i have never killed a man, nor have i ever been killed.

i have , however, been in some very unadmirable situations.

you, bill, presume much, and you may be right in some of your presumptions.

i may be the weakest tiger in the world, but i am not a paper tiger.

i am woman, hear me roar.

i like to laugh.
and you amuse me.

so , pray tell, how strong and unlike me are you? how do you establish your dominance, not thru words but thru actions?

tell me what a oussy i am and you aren t.

tilt at the windmill with your bicycle and your lance

Re: ok, BB

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:43 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Well, the first way I am better than you is that if I am involved in a war of wits, I show mercy to an unarmed foe.
Pax vobiscum.
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-"BB"-

Re: ok, BB

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 3:41 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I'm beginning to suspect that wesw might be Bob Dylan . . . so poetic

Re: ok, BB

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 7:06 am
by Econoline
He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all, muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall...

Re: ok, BB

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 8:14 pm
by Joe Guy
Jeez, I can't find my knees....

Re: ok, BB

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2024 11:43 pm
by wesw
i like my ham with peas..., can you hear me?