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Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:23 am
by Scooter
Rookie [Progressive Conservative] candidate George Lepp says he’s embarrassed that a photo of his family jewels was posted on his campaign twitter account for about 20 minutes before it was quickly unzipped.
Alan Sakach, communications director for the Ontario Conservatives, said the photo was inadvertently taken by Lepp’s BlackBerry when it was in his front pocket. The photo was posted after someone took it from the candidate for the riding of Niagara Falls, according to Sakach.
“He is pretty upset and embarrassed,” Sakach said of a photo that was posted on Lepp’s account Sunday. “It was removed as soon as it came to his attention.”
The Toronto Sun obtained grainy copies of the twitter page images before they were removed.
The pictures — too graphic to reproduce in the newspaper — are of a man naked from the waist down, showing a close up of his penis and his crossed legs.
Sakach said the device was operating on camera mode in his front pant pocket when it went missing. He added that Lepp suspects it was taken as he was jostled by protestors outside the Dixon Rd. convention centre where the Tories met for the party’s weekend convention.
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Ok, how the hell does one "inadvertently" take photos of one's penis and crossed legs with a phone in one's pocket? Are the linings of his pockets made of cellophane or some other see through material, and how could the camera possibly be perpendicular enough to his body to take the shot?
Does he really expect anyone to swallow this malarky as an explanation of why he was taking naked pictures of himself with his phone?
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:31 am
by Gob
I was weeping reading that...
On a par with;
"I was doing the washing up, naked, and slipped and fell onto it, now it's stuck up there..."
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 5:49 am
by Scooter
The scary thing is, he is running in a swing seat, and with the Tories ahead in the polls this buffoon could well be sitting in the provincial legislature come October.
No doubt trying to find a way to take pictures of his crotch while sitting at his desk in the chamber.
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:42 pm
by loCAtek
Well, while he might have taken it himself for sexting sometime; I've had a friend who's cell was nicked by co-workers, and I got a 'suggestive' photo sent to me from his phone. Me and about five other women friends. Sending it Twitter is pretty low.
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:00 pm
by Grim Reaper
He should have gone all the way and claimed it wasn't even him in the picture. Much less convoluted than trying to explain how the picture is his.
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:39 pm
by Scooter
Apparently now that is what his spokesperson is claiming. It rings rather hollow after the initial, convoluted "explanation".
Re: Chris Lee should have tried this excuse
Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:21 pm
by The Hen
It was hanging curtains, not washing up Gob.
Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."
She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.