Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:48 am
...Lord Jim dances a Jig
This is certainly going to come as a great blow to the Hennessy Company...
He was their biggest customer...
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Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:59 am
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:06 am
Too bad it won't make a difference to his starving oppressed people.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:12 am
I didn't know he was sick...
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:24 am
It's going to be interesting to see what official statements governments release around the world...
Typically in a situation like this, "condolences" are expressed to the the people of the country involved on their "loss"....
"Our Government wishes to express it's deep and sincere condolences to the people of the The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea on the loss of the leader who was enslaving and starving them"
Now we have no idea who is running the country; in theory one of his sons who's in his late 20's is supposed to be his successor, but power could really be in the hands of any of a number of people, including an aunt, a couple of uncles, and the military leadership.
Whoever it is, it's difficult to imagine how they could be any worse....
Currently, the primary exports of North Korea are counterfeit money, nuclear weapons technology, and meth amphetamine....
Typically in a situation like this, "condolences" are expressed to the the people of the country involved on their "loss"....
"Our Government wishes to express it's deep and sincere condolences to the people of the The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea on the loss of the leader who was enslaving and starving them"
Now we have no idea who is running the country; in theory one of his sons who's in his late 20's is supposed to be his successor, but power could really be in the hands of any of a number of people, including an aunt, a couple of uncles, and the military leadership.
Whoever it is, it's difficult to imagine how they could be any worse....
Currently, the primary exports of North Korea are counterfeit money, nuclear weapons technology, and meth amphetamine....
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:47 am
...don't forget that popular favorite of the poor and desperate: trafficking in humans.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:05 am
The infernal regions have just admitted another soul.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:18 am
♪ ♫ Where have all the despots gone? Long time passing? ♪ ♫
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:12 pm
"... North Korea's official KCNA news agency lauded Kim's youngest son, Kim Jong-un as "the outstanding leader of our party, army and people". ..."
Kim Jong-un was publicly announced as his successor a year ago when Jong-Il had a stroke.
In any case, it is an opportunity for change. The opportunity might be exercised by the army or it might be exercised by Jong-un depending on their respective characters and levels of intelligence. It would be wisdom for the US to discreetly provide to either or both of them a path forward which allows the country to liberalize economically and politically.
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Kim Jong-un was publicly announced as his successor a year ago when Jong-Il had a stroke.
In any case, it is an opportunity for change. The opportunity might be exercised by the army or it might be exercised by Jong-un depending on their respective characters and levels of intelligence. It would be wisdom for the US to discreetly provide to either or both of them a path forward which allows the country to liberalize economically and politically.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:03 pm
Maybe we should ship Kim Jong-un a case of 7-Up?
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Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:23 pm
In this case one can actually speak Il of the dead...
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:26 pm
For that, you're going:keld feldspar wrote:In this case one can actually speak Il of the dead...
-------------------------------------------------------> Hell.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:48 pm
Keld, that was a beauty!keld feldspar wrote:In this case one can actually speak Il of the dead...
On a related note, if I am going to keep reading here, I need some sort of a spittake screen in front of my computer.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:37 pm
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:43 pm
The leader of North Korea's condition has been downgraded from il to dead.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:28 pm
Kim Jong Il now Kim Jong Ded.
To be succeeded by Kim Jong Un -- marketed as "the Un-Kim Jong."
To be succeeded by Kim Jong Un -- marketed as "the Un-Kim Jong."
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:09 pm
Bin Laden, then Gadaffi and now old Kimmy all in the same year.
If I was Robert Mugabe I'd be shitting myself about now...
If I was Robert Mugabe I'd be shitting myself about now...
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:15 pm
or taking a sigh of relief seeing as these things happen in threes.
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:31 pm
His son's nick name will henceforth be Kim Chi, to make fun of all those that starved under his fathers reign...
Re: Dear Leader Dead...
Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:03 am
I misread the thread title. For a minute there I thought Rudolph was dead!