Plan B Forum

It was revealed to me last night in a dream that my wife is having an affair with Mitt "The Mormonator" Romney.

So from this point forward I am sticking with a "write in". Since this is going to be a Mickey Mouse election year I'm voting for Steam Boat Willie.

I love his campaign slogan "Toot Toot"...

Is Pat Paulsen still running?

Death is no excuse.