Obama says, "You MUST become gay!"

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:13 pm

Yet another gem from the rabid reactionary religious right:

Right-wing lawyer Mathew Staver has a surprising revelation about President Obama’s administration — one of its goals, he says, is forcing people to be gay.

Staver, chairman of the legal group Liberty Counsel, appeared on the conservative Christian radio show Crosstalk last Friday, telling host Jim Schneider that actions by the administration will ultimately result in “in-your-face forced abortion funding, in-your-face forced homosexuality, and in-your-face deconstruction of moral principles.”

Staver talked at length about Obama’s health care reform law, the Affordable Care Act, currently being challenged in the Supreme Court; Liberty Counsel has filed amicus briefs in the case. He apparently based his statement about abortion funding on the act’s mandate for insurance coverage of contraception and sterilization, but he did not offer a basis for the “forced homosexuality” comment.

Sue U · Post by **Sue U** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:19 pm

Right after Obama is reelected, he's gonna make us all get gay-married under Sharia law and then have socialist abortions before being shipped to the FEMA camps for our death panels.

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:24 pm

while eating broccoli.

Sue U · Post by **Sue U** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:04 pm

Gob wrote:while eating broccoli.

Goes without saying.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:34 pm

I have to say that doesn't sound particularly appealing...

Especially the eating broccoli part.

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:44 am

Cruciferous vegetables! Do I have to spell it out for ya?

You know what they want!

yrs,
rubato

Rick · Post by **Rick** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:06 am

I also Like Brussels Sprouts...

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:33 am

Sue U wrote:Right after Obama is reelected, he's gonna make us all get gay-married under Sharia law and then have socialist abortions before being shipped to the FEMA camps for our death panels.

I actually have inside information on this issue. Did I ever mention here that I work for the same government as Tim Geithner?

Obama's ultimate plan is to turn all citizens gay AND black.

Everyone knows they need the most health care - which fits right into his grand scheme, which is to bankrupt America.

He plans to mandate the teaching of homekeeping to boys, auto shop to girls & rap to all children. Further, it will be required for everyone to pass these classes before they are allowed to graduate from high school.

He has also instructed the CIA to secretly place certain hormonal substances into water served to girls and boys from designated sources.

I know this because I have access to TIGTA & other highly secret government databases.

You should all be very worried about yourselves & your children.

That's all I can divulge at this time.

Rick · Post by **Rick** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:40 am

He has also instructed the CIA to secretly place certain hormonal substances into water served to girls and boys from designated sources.

Now why would I care about this?

We all know they are doing this in Australia the CIA cannot operate in this manner in the US, that is relegated to the FBI...

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:41 am

If I have to be gay, can I be the fucker rather than the fuckee please?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:46 am

keld feldspar wrote:
Now why would I care about this?

We all know they are doing this in Australia the CIA cannot operate in this manner in the US, that is relegated to the FBI...

Not true. Nowadays the CIA swings both ways.

Get used to it.

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:02 am

Creative and appropriate expansions of the acronym C I A anyone?

The Hen · Post by **The Hen** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:45 am

keld feldspar wrote:I also Like Brussels Sprouts...

Brussel Sprouts? Food of the Gods.

Either steamed with just a bit of butter, salt and cracked black pepper. Or baked with walnuts and Stilton.

Nom, nom, nom, nom!

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:15 am

I like them with butter, vege bacon and sesame seeds.

Beer Sponge · Post by **Beer Sponge** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:18 pm

Gob wrote:If I have to be gay, can I be the fucker rather than the fuckee please?

I've always felt it is better to give than to receive.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:31 pm

Gob wrote:If I have to be gay, can I be the fucker rather than the fuckee please?

I have a friend who used to use the following as a pickup line "The way I play, the guy with the bigger dick gets to be the top. I almost always win. But I REALLY like it when I lose."

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:27 pm

"Re: Obama says, "You MUST become gay!"

Well I don't like Michael Feinstein, won't go to the ballet, don't know what 'product' is*, and detest Broadway show tunes; I'll have to be a Lesbian then.

yrs,
rubato

* something the 'queer eye' guys are always recommending?

Gob · Post by **Gob** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:45 pm

Scooter wrote:
Gob wrote:If I have to be gay, can I be the fucker rather than the fuckee please?
I have a friend who used to use the following as a pickup line "The way I play, the guy with the bigger dick gets to be the top. I almost always win. But I REALLY like it when I lose."

I'll try that with wome...oh hang about...

Andrew D · Post by **Andrew D** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:02 am

Gob wrote:If I have to be gay, can I be the fucker rather than the fuckee please?

Sorry, but the game du jour is 69.

Beer Sponge · Post by **Beer Sponge** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:43 pm

Well that sucks.