Is the United States an Umpire?

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:57 pm

An umpire makes sure everyone plays with equal rules. He can call you out and eject you from the game if you are disruptive to others.

Should the United States name be changed to the American League?

Should our national anthem be changed to 'Take me out to the ball game'?

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:14 pm

Easiest poll EVER....

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:17 pm

Should the United States name be changed to the American League?

Personally, I like to think of the United States as "The Designated Hitter"....

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:21 pm

Lord Jim wrote: Personally, I like to think of the United States as "The Designated Hitter"....

That's why changing the name to the American League is more appropriate than changing it to the National League.

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 7:36 pm

I'm shocked by the votes for hot dogs; it's all lips and assholes, people!

rubato · Post by **rubato** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:01 pm

Nahhh. The eyeballs and assholes go into the 'jerkytreats' and 'beefsticks' they sell at 7-11. A lot of ballpark dogs are Kosher!

yrs,
rubato

loCAtek · Post by **loCAtek** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:03 pm

No, the Justice League America!

...wait, that's been done;

Sue U · Post by **Sue U** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:20 pm

Lord Jim wrote:Easiest poll EVER....

I love pizza, but that is the nastiest looking tomato pie cake whatever-it-is-it-ain't-pizza I have seen.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:41 pm

I think it's one of those stuffed concoctions.

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:03 pm

I thought it was deep dish, Chicago Style (one thing I really miss from living in DC is Armands...God's Own Pizza)

But in looking at that picture more closely, it does look like it might be one of those cheese stuffed thingies...

MajGenl.Meade · Post by **MajGenl.Meade** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:25 pm

Lord Jim wrote:Easiest poll EVER....

I'm suspecting an age-related error here. It's as easy as a piece of pie LJ - not a pizza pie!

Guinevere · Post by **Guinevere** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:31 pm

Sue U wrote:
Lord Jim wrote:Easiest poll EVER....

[photo of tomato thing removed for decency's sake]

I love pizza, but that is the nastiest looking tomato pie cake whatever-it-is-it-ain't-pizza I have seen.

Agreed. Pizza heaven is to be found here: http://www.colonygrill.com/

Lord Jim · Post by **Lord Jim** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:34 pm

Guin, that looks like the pizza at Chuck E. Cheese...

Guinevere · Post by **Guinevere** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:23 pm

Bite your tongue LJ, the Colony has been making these pies since 1935. That's *all* they make, and all they need to make. The place is packed night after night after night. After 75 years they finally opened another restaurant (all pies) and the lines go out the door. You have *no* idea what you're missing.

liberty · Post by **liberty** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:59 pm

I thought that most liberals already believe the US is an empire.

Joe Guy · Post by **Joe Guy** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:18 pm

It appears that liberals & conservatives agree on at least one thing....

Pizza is good.

If we could just come up with a health care pizza, we might be able to accomplish something.

dales · Post by **dales** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:04 pm

Have a slice, Joe?

BoSoxGal · Post by **BoSoxGal** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:48 pm

World's most accurate pie chart:

liberty · Post by **liberty** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:53 pm

Joe Guy wrote:It appears that liberals & conservatives agree on at least one thing....

Pizza is good.

If we could just come up with a health care pizza, we might be able to accomplish something.

I don’t understand why my conservatives friends are so opposed to a national healthcare system. We already have veteran hospitals and the federal government has owned and operated the postal system since the beginning of the country. I share their concern for the preservation of American freedom, but I don’t see the threat. Everyone would have to pay the addition dedicated income tax, but as I seen it, no one would be forced to use the system. As in Britain people would be free to use private doctors and hospitals.

It would be a lot better for the future of liberty than the current health care law.

All Louisiana would have to do is add the local clinics; we already have the state hospitals.

dales · Post by **dales** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:11 am

bigskygal wrote:World's most accurate pie chart:

Oh, oh....I just LOVE.....

Custard Pie!

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