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Clever...

Love it!

When I first met my husband I thought he might be gay. He looked around my living room and said, "Your vertical lines don't go with your horizontal lines." That is so gay-man a thing to say. He arranges flowers beautifully as well. Happily for me he is all hetero where it counts.

Scooter wrote:Don't say you haven't been warned

Well actually, if you wanted to go with her to the ballet that would be ok.

She has season tickets to a box, if that matters to you. Most of the time her women friends go with her but there have been dark suggestions that I might have to fill in in an emergency and I just don't think lunch at Zuni Cafe and unlimited champagne is worth it. Zuni is pretty good, though.

http://www.zunicafe.com/

She has her own waiter at Zuni (No kidding) who she patronizes for lo these many years:





So knock yourself out. Have a great time. If sitting through some horrible ballet is worth it then just go for it.



yrs,
rubato

Excessive effluence, never pretty.

The oysters are very good there too.

A plate of nice oysters and a good sapphire cocktail really are a treat worth recalling.

yrs,
rubato

Worth a good hearty belch, I'm sure.

TPFKA@W wrote:When I first met my husband I thought he might be gay. He looked around my living room and said, "Your vertical lines don't go with your horizontal lines."

He was commenting on your jeans.

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote:When I first met my husband I thought he might be gay. He looked around my living room and said, "Your vertical lines don't go with your horizontal lines."

He was commenting on your jeans.

That's what happens when she plays the straight man!

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote:When I first met my husband I thought he might be gay. He looked around my living room and said, "Your vertical lines don't go with your horizontal lines."

He was commenting on your jeans.

Dear Joe,

Please follow one of the other female
posters around the board for
a while. They have pm'd me begging
to know my secret of how I keep your
attentions. I have explained to them
that it is all luck. Please spread your
cyber musk on them a bit.

Cheers sweetpea!

TPFKA@W wrote: Dear Joe,

Please follow one of the other female
posters around the board for
a while....

Okay.

I wasn't really following you though. I thought it was all in fun.

(edited for editing purposes)

Joe Guy wrote:

TPFKA@W wrote: Dear Joe,

Please follow one of the other female
posters around the board for
a while....

Okay.

I wasn't really following you though. I thought it was all in fun.

(edited for editing purposes)

It can be fun. That's why I am urging you to share your charms with the other females. I want them to experience the thrill of your personalized leg hump. Why should I have you all to myself?

THe other female posters just ignore him and let him finish.

Crackpot wrote:THe other female posters just ignore him and let him finish.

I'm not Finnish.

You must be thinking of Pexxa.

I miss Pexxa.

If I were served that in a resturant, I would walk out.
Looks like something I just raked up this weekend.

oldr_n_wsr wrote:
If I were served that in a resturant, I would walk out.
Looks like something I just raked up this weekend.

Making everyone else very happy!

Tables there are hard to get. Even for lunch you need reservations long in advance.



yrs,
rubato

I'm happy to make someone else happy.
Just what does some garden compost cost now-a-days?

rubato wrote:

oldr_n_wsr wrote:
If I were served that in a resturant, I would walk out.
Looks like something I just raked up this weekend.

Making everyone else very happy!

Tables there are hard to get. Even for lunch you need reservations long in advance.



yrs,
rubato

Interesting. I used the Open Table link they provide on their web page and was able to secure a reservation for lunch tomorrow at 1PM. I got dinner on Saturday at 830 PM, as well.