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Wouldn't that still leave Jarl wondering?
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I thought the conclusion was that the poor moggy is both alive and dead.
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The cat was actually a figment of his imagination so it was neither, but Jar don't care...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Sean wrote:
Jarlaxle wrote:Just one more reason that I want NOTHING. As with the last few years, my policy quite clear: gifts addressed to me will be destroyed unopened.
Do you give gifts at Christmas Jarl?
Only to my young (5 & 8) nephews.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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Jarlaxle wrote:
Sean wrote:
Jarlaxle wrote:Just one more reason that I want NOTHING. As with the last few years, my policy quite clear: gifts addressed to me will be destroyed unopened.
Do you give gifts at Christmas Jarl?
Only to my young (5 & 8) nephews.
So what would happen if they wanted to get a gift for Uncle Jarl?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Neither will...one is 3000 miles away, the other has a mother who is a waste of oxygen and would sooner start speaking Swahili than spend her money on a gift for me.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.

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But if for some reason they did. Would those gifts suffer the same fate as others?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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