What's next, pork chop flavoured milk shakes?

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Scooter
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What's next, pork chop flavoured milk shakes?

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Don't get me wrong, I love a good poutine as much as anyone, but this:
That classic Quebecois dish of French fries, hot gravy and melted cheese curds will soon be available in drink form.

Jones Soda is releasing a poutine-flavoured soda for a limited time in Canadian markets, the company announced this week. The new flavour will be available in select regions across Canada, including Ontario, Vancouver and most notably Quebec, where the soda company has partnered with food chain Frite Alors. The poutine purveyor will offer combination deals for Jones soda, including the new poutine flavour.

"With a nice balance of rich, savoury gravy over a starchy potato base, and accented with those fatty, cheesy notes you expect in a plate of poutine, we believe we've developed the perfect liquid version of this indisputably Canadian delicacy," Jones Soda marketing and social media manager Andrew Baumann said.
makes me want to heave.
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Re: What's next, pork chop flavoured milk shakes?

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Jones is known for releasing stomach turning limited edition sodas. They have in the past done a limited edition thanksgiving sixpack which included pumpkin pie and turkey w/gravy flavored sodas (along with 4 other stomach wrenching flavors
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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I'll pass and enjoy a brandy and egg nog.

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Antacid flavoured soda?

Ok, I was wrong, there is something worse than soda that tastes like poutine.
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