The topsy turvey world of British justice

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Mr Woodhouse was in bed with his wife Lisa at their detached home in the village of Govilon when his burglar alarm went off at about 12.30am. The alarm is fitted to his business premises on an industrial estate a mile from his six-bedroom £350,000 home.

He drove to the estate,
So he's got a history of burglaries at the business, but rather than call the cops when the alarm goes off he just goes down there himself? He couldn't take the 30 seconds to call 999 to give them the address of a burglary in progress? WTF?
he saw two men trying to steal diesel from the engines of his fleet of vehicles. His wife, 42, said: ‘He shouted at them to stop and when they turned and ran he chased them.
So the threat to his property (and never to his person) was over at this point and required no further action to avert loss. Yet he proceeded to engage the burglars and break one's legs and wrist. By that time, he was not "defending himself" or "fighting back," he was meting out punishment. Again, even in Wales, I'm pretty sure the penalty for theft of diesel fuel does not include fracturing bones.
As Mr Woodhouse held Kevin Green, 52, the other alleged burglar, Timothy Cross, 31, is said to have returned with a third man, both carrying planks. Mrs Woodhouse had, by this time, also driven to the scene. She said: ‘When I got there Andrew was chasing one of the chaps. He saw me and shouted, “Get the police, get the police”.
Now he wants to call the police?????
Police charged Mr Woodhouse with causing grievous bodily harm with intent because he used ‘unreasonable’ force.
I don't know why the Daily Fail (or whichever tab this is from) felt the need to put scare-quotes around "unreasonable," because unless you are an aggrieved caricature mobster from some gangster movie, there is nothing at all reasonable about breaking someone's leg and arm bones for theft of a few gallons of diesel.
‘People may think he took the law into his own hands but what was he supposed to do, stand by and watch?’
Had you considered maybe, I dunno, calling the fucking police first????? It's pretty much their job.
The firm has lost £15,000 in recent years to thefts of diesel and tools.
Over how many years, exactly? And isn't this indicative of a long-standing security problem that should have been solved with preventive measures? And has he never heard of business insurance? And at any rate, whatever losses the business has suffered obviously haven't kept him from purchasing a "six-bedroom £350,000 home."

I am not rooting for the burglars, here. But neither am I a fan of aggravated assault masquerading as vigilante "justice." People have to recognize that simply being wronged in some way doesn't give them carte blanche to indulge their revenge fantasies.
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So he's got a history of burglaries at the business, but rather than call the cops when the alarm goes off he just goes down there himself? He couldn't take the 30 seconds to call 999 to give them the address of a burglary in progress?
Maybe he was afraid that the responding officer might trip over a curb and sue him... :P
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Sue U wrote: I am not rooting for the burglars, here. But neither am I a fan of aggravated assault masquerading as vigilante "justice."
I am :D
Sue U wrote:People have to recognize that simply being wronged in some way doesn't give them carte blanche to indulge their revenge fantasies.
Not until I'm elected anyway....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Lord Jim wrote:
So he's got a history of burglaries at the business, but rather than call the cops when the alarm goes off he just goes down there himself? He couldn't take the 30 seconds to call 999 to give them the address of a burglary in progress?
Maybe he was afraid that the responding officer might trip over a curb and sue him... :P
Har-de har har har. :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:
Gob wrote:
Sue U wrote: I am not rooting for the burglars, here. But neither am I a fan of aggravated assault masquerading as vigilante "justice."
I am :D
Sue U wrote:People have to recognize that simply being wronged in some way doesn't give them carte blanche to indulge their revenge fantasies.
Not until I'm elected anyway....
Proving -- as if the stories above were not enough -- that there is something seriously wrong with the Welsh.
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Hey don't blame the Welsh, they ain't all like me. some are REALLY nasty
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Gob wrote:Hey don't blame the Welsh, they ain't all like me. some are REALLY nasty
They should be. :ok
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Cheers Miles :)
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Yep the. They'd all leave and the land could be used for something useful
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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