Oklahoma teacher shows up to school drunk, not wearing pants: sheriff
Newly hired teacher Lorie Hill reportedly strolled into a Wagoner High School classroom Monday without checking in before bizarrely claiming the empty room as her own. The 49-year-old then proceeded to take off her pants.
A high school teacher was literally caught with her pants down while intoxicated during her first day on the job, according to law enforcement officials.
An Oklahoma sheriff said newly hired teacher Lorie Hill strolled into a Wagoner High School classroom Monday without checking in before bizarrely claiming the empty room as her own, reported KOKI.
There, the 49-year-old allegedly removed her pants to shock and confusion from her co-workers who said they had never seen her before in their life.
"They didn't know who she was," Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley told the station.
After deputies were called to the scene, Haley said they found vodka in Hill's car parked outside.
She was arrested and charged with public intoxication but not driving under the influence due to a lack of evidence proving that she had consumed the alcohol before driving into work.
Monday was the first day back for teachers while students are set to return on Thursday. It's not immediately clear if Hill will be among them.[I'm going to go out on a limb, and guess probably not...]
In all fairness, if when I got up in the morning I saw that face staring back at me in the mirror, the first thing I'd probably want to do is get drunk too...
I'm not a big fan of Burkas, but in this case I'm prepared to make an exception...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Shame on you Jim & Gob! You two guys should think more about why this poor woman is in such a place in her life that she would do something so senseless and pathetic.
She is probably screaming out for help and nobody is listening - and you know why that is? - it's because she's not cute and thin. She's not worth the time of others and she has been told that in so many ways during her life that she doesn't care anymore.
She is in a sad and desperate place and needs a sympathetic soul to help guide her into a more normal life.
But you two - Jim & Gob - are downright disrespectful of a fat ugly drunk that should never be seen without her pants on and she probably stinks too.
Nah, I've never been into watersports, no matter how tasty the bird is...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Let me go on the record as saying that I am opposed to teachers coming to school drunk and taking off their pants in the classroom as a general principle; even if they look like Margot Robbie...
Lord Jim wrote:Let me go on the record as saying that I am opposed to teachers coming to school drunk and taking off their pants in the classroom as a general principle; even if they look like Margot Robbie, unless I get to inspect them first...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
bigskygal wrote:Nice fat-shaming, boys. If she was a size 6/8, you'd probably be ogling her as a blonde sex object.
Well it's good she escapes that ignominy at least
Gad but she was changed beyond all belief! Once upon a time she had caught more than the eye – despite her lack of height, all else had been more than evenly distributed from top-works to splendidly muscled buttocks and in between a trim waist I could circumnavigate with my hands. Now I’d not care to try that without provisions for the journey and a relay of horses. And not even then. What could explain such a dramatic, and frankly repulsive, change?
Oh I know these days there’s a fashion amongst a certain kind of woman to declare that physical beauty is entirely the wrong standard to use in judging the worth of a person. I dare say they may be right in some circumstances – I’d rather have an elephantine Susan Talbot standing betwixt me and flying bullets than I would an elfin Annette Mandeville for example – and I’ve never been one to hold additional weight against a woman. In fact, there’s times when a little extra weight provides a useful hold. But you could make the same argument about landscapes and I have.
Show me a woman, I cry, who given the choice between a picnic on a gentle green hillside; beflowered in Spring and all ruffled by a gentle warm breeze; overlooking a joyous waterfall, cascading into a sparkling pool where birds and fishes disport themselves in the dappled sunlight – given that choice, I say, which of them will insist instead upon spreading their blanket on a Welsh coal tip in order to admire the runnels of filthy water dribbling down through the detritus of industry, no matter how valuable mining may be? I exempt Welsh women from this for they are accustomed to it.
Show me a man, if he be a man, who’d enter a hippopotamus in the Derby rather than a horse. Show me! I shout it as they hustle me from the club and show me the door. If this trend continues, they’ll end up barring me and letting women join instead. Mind you, I’m not against equality – not entirely anyway. The sooner women get the vote the better – all the horse-faced, overweight, under endowed creatures will get into Parliament where they can do the least harm to anything that matters. You’ll see if I’m not right. Thank God I won’t be there at the time
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Lord Jim wrote:In all fairness, if when I got up in the morning I saw that face staring back at me in the mirror, the first thing I'd probably want to do is get drunk too...
I'm not a big fan of Burkas, but in this case I'm prepared to make an exception...
There is no misunderstanding these comments, they have nothing to do with her being unattractive because she's a drunk.
eta: Nice try, though.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
bigskygal wrote:
There is no misunderstanding these comments, they have nothing to do with her being unattractive because she's a drunk.
Nope, she's unattractive as she's unattractive. (To put it politely.)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
