He Thought he could Stump the Police

[MajGenl.Meade]

So really, in USian, is crap in a bunch or a heap?

[wesw]

pile

[wesw]

what is it in uk-ian

[wesw]

unless its bull crap, then bunch is fine

[MajGenl.Meade]

My Lord, it's heaping up in a pile!

[Joe Guy]

Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?

Goldberg is a jewish kinda name.

Iceberg?

Lettuce pray...

[Crackpot]

Tell that to the Titanic.

[Lord Jim]

You must not be familiar with the joke:

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"

"Oh!"

They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.

"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.

"That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."

[BoSoxGal]

wesw, you should take your daughter to the Holocaust Museum someday - it's a very powerful experience that far surpasses any movie or documentary.