You just can't get decent superheroes these days

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Gob
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You just can't get decent superheroes these days

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A man who wears a Mr. Incredible costume to entertain tourists on Hollywood Boulevard was convicted Tuesday of punching and body-slamming a Batgirl during a fight last year.



Muhammet Bilik, 35, was convicted of battery and sentenced to a day in jail, three years probation, 20 days of Caltrans work and 36 anger-management classes in connection with the Oct. 22 attack in front of TCL Chinese Theatre that was caught on camera and uploaded to YouTube.

This was just the latest in a series of Hollywood Boulevard cartoon characters behaving badly.

Consider:

2005: Elmo, another Mr. Incredible and the villain from the “Scream” movies were arrested on suspicion of aggressive panhandling.

2007: LAPD officers arrested Chewbacca on suspicion of head-butting a tour guide. (Headline: “The Force Is All Over Chewbacca.”)

2009: Batman and Robin sought the help of police to deal with run-ins with CD vendors.

2011: SpongeBob SquarePants was questioned by officers after an altercation with two women.

2013: Two Captain Americas and a Spider-Man got into a brawl near the Hollywood & Highland shopping complex.

The behavior was so bad a few years ago that officials held a “superhero summit” to lay down the law. The characters have become an integral part of the Hollywood Boulevard experience, posing for pictures with tourists and providing sidewalk entertainment.
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Proves something I've long believed...

Wookies make good bouncers...

Mr. Imbecile is lucky he didn't take on the real Batgirl...

She'd have nailed him with a well placed high kick:

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Why's the wookie getting credit? The Incredible dude slammed the Batgirl way after Chewie had given up.

Waldo I get. Freddy Kruger I get. But what on earth was the black geezer in the blue suit and the white wellies supposed to be?

He looked like a worker in a Bloemfontein slaghuis
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When it comes to superheroes.
You just need the right one(s)

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I heard times square has (had?) some similar problems with the characters.

Can't we all get along?

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