Jet Yellow?

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Jet Yellow?

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http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/P ... 499001.php


PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon man is facing charges after authorities say he urinated on passengers on a flight from Anchorage to Portland, Oregon.

KOIN-TV reports (http://bit.ly/1ijPHEQ ) 27-year-old Jeff Rubin was arrested early Friday after JetBlue Flight 47 arrived at Portland International Airport.

A police report says passengers and airline employees told officers Rubin had been sleeping for most of the flight. About 30 minutes before landing, he stood up and began urinating through the crack between the seats in front of him — onto the passengers sitting there.

The report says he lost his balance and fell backward, spraying urine on passengers, seats and luggage.

Rubin spent about five hours in jail. He faces charges of criminal mischief and offensive littering.

Rubin did not immediately respond to a message seeking comment.

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Information from: KOIN-TV, http://www.koin.com/
Oregon, again. :shrug

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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We stole the slogan from Austin, but it fits better here.

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The scene was frantic. A flight attendant was heard yelling at the man, "Urine trouble!"

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Another cash-strapped northwesterner with liquidity problems.

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Beats taking the piss.

He was kind, and gave it.
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He was just Rubin it in
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was that jet blue or jet stream . . .

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I wonder if alcohol played a role? :shrug

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JET BLUE. #1...

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... for in flight #1.

Shower to the people... right on!
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