Fractured topics

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tyro
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I suggest a thread (loosely based on the concept of the “Who said that” one).

In this incarnation, the idea is to take two or more topics and make a single sentence with them (to help identify which topics, separate them with a colon).

For example

So like: British English: I love it!

And

Scrabble ruined: Anal sex
A sufficiently copious dose of bombast drenched in verbose writing is lethal to the truth.

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The CyberSoapBox - OMG - Laff? I almost sharted.
Bah!

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Reduced fare for the dead: you can't take it with you.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:D
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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The Cybersoapbox; Going batty.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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A request to the membership, Anal sex? :shock:
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

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:lol:
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan

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Arrest the pope: Throw away the key
A sufficiently copious dose of bombast drenched in verbose writing is lethal to the truth.

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:ok
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Kids love to freak us out don't they? : These kids need a good smack!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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A cold BEER upon arrival - Near to Heaven.

:)
Bah!

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He Blitzed it! ; Bragging Rights! :ok
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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A request to the membership: Arrest the Pope!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The CyberSoapBox: Wouldn't wipe my arse on it


(sorry, couldn't resist)
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:lol: :oops: :ok
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Anal sex: Man with an Ostrich

Brokeback Mountain gets bigger: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?
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:lol:
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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