
CEO — "We're coming up on 4/20, right? Marijuana Day, right?"
Sycophants respond — "Right." "Right!" "You bet!"
CEO — "So, since we are supposed to be so edgy and all, what will we do to celebrate this?"
Soon-to-be-unemployed lackey — "Hey, I've got an idea. Bob Marley used to blow a lot of weed, right?"
Sycophants again respond — "Right." "Right!" "You bet!"
Lackey — "So wadd'ya say we set up a filter so that every picture has dreadlocks and a reggae-type hat added to it?"
Sycophants — "Great!" "Cool." "Yeah!"
CEO — Well, I don't know. First of all, Marley was black .... "
Lackey — "No problem. We'll just set it so that everyone's face is digitally darkened."
Sycophant — "Great!" "Yeah!" "FANTASTIC idea!!"
CEO — "I'm not really sold on it, but what the hell, it's only for one day. What could possibly go wrong?"
-"BB"-
