Another Reason NOT To Relocate To The SF Bay Area - Besides

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It Being Too Blasted Expen$ive.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/G ... 324015.php

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It must be the water:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/V ... 726723.php

Lots of folks back East, they say, is leavin' home every day,
Beatin' the hot old dusty way to the California line.
'Cross the desert sands they roll, gettin' out of that old dust bowl,
They think they're goin' to a sugar bowl, but here's what they find
Now, the police at the port of entry say,
"You're number fourteen thousand for today."

Please don't let that shark bite me, boys! Don't let that big ass shark bite me.
Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
Please don't let that shark bite me,

You want to buy you a home or a farm, that can't deal nobody harm,
Or take your vacation by the mountains or sea.
Don't swap your old cow for a car, you better stay right where you are,
Better take this little tip from me.
'Cause I look through the want ads every day
But the headlines on the papers always say:

Please don't let that shark bite me, boys! Don't let that big ass shark bite me.
Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
Don't let that great white shark bite me, !

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