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Man dies trying to eat giant doughnut at Voodoo Doughnuts
'Tex-Ass' challenge turns tragic

By Mike Moffitt, SFGATE Updated 5:18 pm, Monday, April 3, 2017

A man who choked to death at a Voodoo Doughnuts shop in Denver was reportedly trying to wolf down a giant doughnut during a food-eating challenge.

Travis Malouff, 42, died Sunday while attempting to down a half-pound glazed doughnut. The cause of death was "asphyxia, due to obstruction of the airway," the Denver Office of the Medical Examiner said Monday morning.

Malouff was taking the shop's "Tex-Ass Challenge," which requires participants to consume the colossal doughnut — the equivalent of six regular doughnuts — within an 80-second time limit. Winners get a free meal and a button.
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Except perhaps this young woman: Girl Chokes to Death in Charity Pancake-Eating Contest
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Her family is suing. They're claiming she was battered....

I know. It's not a joking matter....It's a choking matter....
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Well it wasn't funny when his eyes glazed over...
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Voodoo donuts are to die for is out as a marketing slogan. (They are good but over-rated).
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It's Berliner
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Travis Malouff


MC: And what's your name contestant?

T: Travis

MC: Travis what?

T: Malouf..... ouf.. ooommph...uph

MC: A little help here please?
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Then the MC yelled to an arriving paramedic, "Donut! Resuscitate!"

"Okay. See you later," the paramedic replied.
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Crackpot wrote:It's Berliner
So what, the guy's still dead. :mrgreen:

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Choked on pancakes?

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That took a lot of crust, Meade. :lol:

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It was a crepey experience
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That short stack of puns really fell flat . . .
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What a waffle way to die...
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Left me feeling flat
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I guess the man frittered his life away
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dales wrote:... So what, the guy's still dead. :mrgreen:
Maybe, but he could rise again. Easter is only a week and a half away.

The murder weapon:
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RayThom wrote:
dales wrote:... So what, the guy's still dead. :mrgreen:
Maybe, but he could rise again. Easter is only a week and a half away.

The murder weapon:
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Yannow, stranger things have happened. :lol:

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He should have ate just the hole.
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