Swear Transplant

[The Hen]

A HAIR transplant patient had a swear word branded on his bonce for 19 YEARS without knowing.

Darren Hope, 40, finally found "W****R" on his scalp when he shaved his head.

A surgeon left the two-inch capital letters across the back of his nut by removing tiny hair roots. But the word was hidden by the new locks he implanted.

Single Darren was a balding 21-year-old when he had the £7,000 Gordon Ramsay-style op at a London clinic. He recently changed to a short hairstyle - and pals saw the word when he took his cap off while playing cricket.

Darren, of Nuneaton, Warks, said: "It is about five inches long - I can't believe I never knew.

"I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down."

The electrician, who has been told the word cannot be removed, said: "I'll have to keep my hair long."

A picture of the head exposing the swearword can be found here.

[Gob]

Hair you go Hen...

[The Hen]

How d'you do that?

I kept getting this message when I right-clicked it:

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[Gob]

Don't know? I clicked on that image, and it worked, I clicked on the one of him in a syrup, and got the message you did.

[Joe Guy]

I don't see a word on the guy's head and I can't even think of a swear word that starts with W and ends with R.

At least I can't think of one now right off the top of my head...

Wait...

Is 'Wanker' a swear word?

I still don't see it.

[The Hen]

Probably more of an insult than a swear word imo.

When I enlarge it I can definitely make out "WANKAK" I guess if you were closer to the head you would be able to read it properly

[Gob]

He needs to shave it down a bit so that people can read it, if he wants his 15 minutes.

[loCAtek]

...Or time for a good head tattoo;

[The Hen]

I guess his practitioner never thought that nay of his patients would ever willingly shave their hair very short when he was practicing.

I bet ALL his patients have had their hairs removed for transplant in the form of a sweary or insult.

I wonder who it was?