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Sue U
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by Sue U »
Miles wrote:Sue U wrote:As James Carville said: Philadelphia on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in between.
West Virginia is closer...............
West Virginia: Where the toothbrush was invented. (Had it been anywhere else, it would have been called "the teethbrush.")
ETA:
I once had a secretary from West Virginia. One day I started telling her this hilarious joke:
Me: "This guy in West Virginia got arrested for having sex with a goat ..."
She (with heavy twang): "Why?"
GAH!
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Scooter
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by Scooter »
Sue U wrote:Me: "This guy in West Virginia got arrested for having sex with a goat ..."
She (with heavy twang): "Why?"
Because the goat wasn't his sister?
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BoSoxGal
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by BoSoxGal »
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
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Miles
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by Miles »
Sue U wrote:Miles wrote:Sue U wrote:As James Carville said: Philadelphia on one end, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in between.
West Virginia is closer...............
West Virginia: Where the toothbrush was invented. (Had it been anywhere else, it would have been called "the teethbrush.")
ETA:
I once had a secretary from West Virginia. One day I started telling her this hilarious joke:
Me: "This guy in West Virginia got arrested for having sex with a goat ..."
She (with heavy twang): "Why?"
How about this one.
State tropper pulls over a trucker from west Virginia and asks Do your any ID and respons was bout what.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
