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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Wed Nov 06, 2019 6:24 am

TPFKA@W wrote:
Gob wrote:We'll have our own PlanB table reservation in hell.


And if it happens that we are unhappy with our accommodations down under, we always have the good MGM to put in a word for us upstairs.


I long ago decided not to wait. Anyone's ears tingling? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby TPFKA@W » Wed Nov 06, 2019 4:43 pm

MajGenl.Meade wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
Gob wrote:We'll have our own PlanB table reservation in hell.


And if it happens that we are unhappy with our accommodations down under, we always have the good MGM to put in a word for us upstairs.


I long ago decided not to wait. Anyone's ears tingling? :lol: :lol: :lol:


You don't mind being an agnostic's ace in the hole do you?
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What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby RayThom » Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:50 pm

TPFKA@W wrote:... And if it happens that we are unhappy with our accommodations down under, we always have the good MGM to put in a word for us upstairs.

Down under? Upstairs? Is Hell absolutely known to be down, Sheol, "the pit"? And is Heaven absolutely up, the "wild blue yonder? Or are they found somewhere within our solar system, or are they in interstellar space? Questions, questions.

One thing for sure, I'm certainly not going anywhere until my final destination is positively defined by those who tell me I'm going to either place.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Bicycle Bill » Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:55 pm

Well, if I can't ride my bike in heaven, I'm not going.....
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Wed Nov 06, 2019 10:11 pm

TPFKA@W wrote:You don't mind being an agnostic's ace in the hole do you?


No, I don't mind but I'm not sure you spelled "ace in the hole" correctly?
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Burning Petard » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:19 am

RayThom seems to be our occasional fact-checker. The original story does not pass my smell test, but I am too lazy to really check it out.

On the other hand, The Cracker Barrel restaurant off Elkton/Newark Road,, first exit South of the Md/Del state line on I95, does regularly get POC customers. I and my POSSLQ eat breakfast there because it seems to be good value, but not good enough to make a special trip more than about twice a month.

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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby TPFKA@W » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:26 am

MajGenl.Meade wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:You don't mind being an agnostic's ace in the hole do you?


No, I don't mind but I'm not sure you spelled "ace in the hole" correctly?
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I ain’t near as astoot as I usta be so I don’t get what you are alooding to.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:36 am

TPFKA@W wrote:I ain’t near as astoot as I usta be so I don’t get what you are alooding to.


Usually when people refer to me using the words "ace" and "hole" it's just one word. :shrug
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Joe Guy » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:00 am

Ass toot?
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby TPFKA@W » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:42 am

Joe Guy wrote:Ass toot?

I think he means asshoe. Nothing tootit.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Joe Guy » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:55 am

I was responding to your word....

TPFKA@W wrote:I ain’t near as astoot as I usta be so I don’t get what you are alooding to.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby TPFKA@W » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:52 am

You’re slowing down Joe. I was responding in kind. Maybe you need a cup of Joe.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Thu Nov 07, 2019 9:47 am

He's on qualoods
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Joe Guy » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:41 pm

Yeah, that's it. I tuk droogs.
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:10 am

And did you also sing, "Singing in the Rain"?
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby Joe Guy » Fri Nov 08, 2019 6:25 pm

You're as dependable as clockwork, orange you?
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Re: What's Wrong with This Story?

Postby MajGenl.Meade » Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:13 am

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