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Zoo will name a rat after your ex, feed it to a snake on Valentine's Day

(Meredith) - If you want sweet revenge instead of chocolates for Valentine's Day, check out this special offer.

The San Antonio Zoo in Texas said it will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake on Feb. 14. The zoo is charging $25 for this service, but there's a cheaper alternative that's just as spiteful.

For only $5, you can name a cockroach after your ex, and the zoo will feed it to a bird or another animal.

Even if you (or your exes) don't live in Texas, you can still participate in this "feeding frenzy" because the zoo will be live-streaming the event on Facebook.

You must submit the first name of your ex on the zoo's website by Feb. 13.
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If you think that rats may be too closely related to the cuddly squirrel there's always this alternative.

This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex, then feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/el-paso-zo ... ay-feb-14/
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