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California woman allegedly pees on floor of Verizon store after being asked to wear a mask

A woman in Roseville, Calif., allegedly urinated on the floor of a Verizon store last week after being asked to leave for refusing to wear a mask, officials say.

Staff called 911, and in the dispatch call, the operator tells the officer that three people were in the store and declined to wear mask and that a female "is pulling down her pants and is now urinating inside the business, ”according to CBS Sacramento.

The Roseville Police Department confirmed the incident and spokesperson Rob Baquera said the woman was arrested after officers found stolen items from a nearby Dick's Sporting Goods store in her car.

Baquera said witnesses observed the suspect becoming so upset that she went to the corner of the store and urinated on the floor.

"This is an extremely odd incident," he said in a statement. "Never before have I seen someone become so disgruntled while shopping they chose this course of action. In the end, this suspect’s actions helped lead to her ultimate arrest."

Verizon spokesperson Heidi Flato said in a statement to SFGATE, "In accordance with CDC recommendations, all customers who visit a Verizon store are required to wear a mask or cloth face covering."
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No shirts, no shoes, no peeing

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She was only trying to start her own "streaming service".

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Someone is taking the piss here...
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Maybe there was a sign that said "PPE REQUIRED" and she had trouble sounding out the first word?
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Or she had a flashback to a drug test and didn't realize there was no cup.

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A dog who puddled indoors might have had its nose rubbed in it. Had it been my store, I would have subjected her to the same treatment.
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This story is disgusting and unusual for a store like Verizon. However, such a story, and much worse, is an everyday thing in many grocery stores.

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Long Run wrote:
Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:57 pm
This story is disgusting and unusual for a store like Verizon. However, such a story, and much worse, is an everyday thing in many grocery stores.
Where do you shop? Trader Pee Pee's? Whole Dumps? Walfart?

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Safewiz, Krapmart, Kroackers. My son works at a major grocery store and the shudder inducing stories he tells . . . makes me glad I have options.

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I am not surprised; while much of it can be remedied by providing customer access to public restrooms (many NYC offices found this out when messengers denied the right to use restrooms would take dumps or pee in the elevators), there are a lot of jerks and mentally ill people around.

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