Should I open it?

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Gob
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Should I open it?

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Dear customer.

The parcel was sent your home address.
And it will arrive within 3 business day.

More information and the tracking number are attached in document below.

Thank you.
© 1994-2011 United Parcel Service of America, Inc.
(Zipped folder attached.)
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Re: Should I open it?

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Federal Express and UPS have merged


It's now called Fed Up

Oh and "NO"
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If the "zipped" folder is electronic, certainly not...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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A parcel arriving from the US to Australia in 3 days?

Wow. Impressive.
Bah!

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Re: Should I open it?

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You'd unzip a stranger? :o



Well, this is Gob, we're talking about here. ;) :D
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Re: Should I open it?

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Always be suspicious of messages bearing poor grammar; that's my rule of thumb. ;)
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Re: Should I open it?

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But hat if it's from a rich nigerian prince who would share his fortune?
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Big RR wrote:But hat if it's from a rich nigerian prince who would share his fortune?
Who got a hat?
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This fella may be a Nigerian Prince, but if the NFL has a lockout he may have to wait to send you millions...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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