Is this what we've come to?

[ex-khobar Andy]

One step to consider before pulling the trigger on any new furniture order is to ensure that your furniture will fit inside your home.

From furniturefair.net

Have we sunk so low that we need to use up internet electrons with telling people that they should check the bleeding obvious?

[Gob]

Thirty years ago, car manuals use to tell you how to change an ignition coil. Now they tell you not to drink from the battery.