If I had known it was that easy

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If I had known it was that easy

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Yes, I know this is from a satire site. It's still funny.
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That looks...revolting.
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I think that any guy who orders anything on the Starbucks menu other than "coffee" or "espresso" is gay. I just looked up the menu and the drink names sound like members of a gay men's choir....

Hi, my name is Java Chip.

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Re: If I had known it was that easy

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I knew my godson and his husband were up to something last weekend when they stayed here with me. "Is there a Starbucks around here" was their constant refrain...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: If I had known it was that easy

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Gob wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:00 am
 I knew my godson and his husband were up to something last weekend when they stayed here with me. "Is there a Starbucks around here" was their constant refrain...
I have some very bad news, Taff. Your godson has REALLY bad taste in coffee.
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Re: If I had known it was that easy

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:lol:
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: If I had known it was that easy

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Scooter wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 31, 2021 2:02 am
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Yes, I know this is from a satire site. It's still funny.
Does that mean if you give up all those frou-frou lattes, double skinny de-cafs, crapuccinos, and whatever, and have your coffee the way it SHOULD be drunk — strong, black, bitter, and scalding hot — you can drink yourself straight again?
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Re: If I had known it was that easy

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No, this is a one way street from which there is no return.

CDC statistics show that half the gay men were bron that way; the other half were sucked into it. This is a third road to perdition. :lol:
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