Maybe he and Kevin Sorbo can find a rock to crawl under together

[Scooter]

[Joe Guy]

Wouldn’t exiting “stage right” put him somewhere on the left?

[Scooter]

If he is facing south it would put him out in the ocean. One can only hope.

[BoSoxGal]

I think by stage right he means red state America, no? I would put money on Florida or Texas, those seem to be the in vogue places for right wing celebrities to escape to. Or Montana, come to think of it - she’s taking a lead on white Christian nationalism these days and the movie stars love to play dude ranch there.

[Bicycle Bill]

To paraphrase Ben Kenobi in the first episode of Star Wars —
"Scott Baio?  Scott?  Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... a long time."

-"BB"-

[Jarlaxle]

I think by stage right he means red state America, no? I would put money on Florida or Texas, those seem to be the in vogue places for right wing celebrities to escape to. Or Montana, come to think of it - she’s taking a lead on white Christian nationalism these days and the movie stars love to play dude ranch there.

Florida and Texas having the obvious advantage of no income tax.