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Aard Vark
Posts: 306 Joined: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:59 pm
Location: Forest Hill QLD Australia
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by Aard Vark » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:05 pm
this is from the Junk Mail here in QLD
Ease you tention and reduce stress with your own personal massarger. Soothing vibrations penertrate deep to help stimulate circulation and relaxe tired aching muscules.
Joe Guy
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Location: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:21 pm
In which 2 ways is the ad "just wrong"?
@meric@nwom@n
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by @meric@nwom@n » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:22 pm
But we know that they know that we know that they know what we really use them for so it's ok.
Scooter
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Location: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:27 pm
penetrates deep
I'm sure it does
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Aard Vark
Posts: 306 Joined: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:59 pm
Location: Forest Hill QLD Australia
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by Aard Vark » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:31 pm
Joe Guy wrote: In which 2 ways is the ad "just wrong"?
I live near a small country town. Who in their right mind is going to buy one of these?????
That is one reason it is wrong
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:37 pm
I live near a small country town. Who in their right mind is going to buy one of these?????
Perfect place to advertise...
I doubt there's a
Good Vibrations next to the Feed & Grain store....
If a lady fancies this sort of merchandise, she's going to pretty much
have to order it from one of them there Big City stores...
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rubato
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by rubato » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:39 pm
There were ads just like this in the back of mainstream magazines in the 1960s.
yrs,
rubato
@meric@nwom@n
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by @meric@nwom@n » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:20 am
So I guess ardy you would not like the ads for the Hitachi magic wand either?
Aard Vark
Posts: 306 Joined: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:59 pm
Location: Forest Hill QLD Australia
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by Aard Vark » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:27 am
Not around here That is the Devil's work! We are local and only like having local here!
Come Tubs let's not hear any more of this!!
dales
Posts: 10922 Joined: Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:13 am
Location: SF Bay Area - NORTH California - USA
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by dales » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:53 am
Who really gives a flip if a woman (or a man) wishes to masturbate?
[YAWN]
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:53 am
"Well, it's about time that shipment of Mr. Buzzys got here.
The farmer's wives are buyin' em up so fast I can't keep 'em stock."
@meric@nwom@n
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by @meric@nwom@n » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:18 am
Aard Vark wrote: Not around here That is the Devil's work! We are local and only like having local here!
Come Tubs let's not hear any more of this!!
I really hope you are joking. If you aren't joking your travails all seem very clear suddenly.
BoSoxGal
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by BoSoxGal » Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:15 am
I'm sure they send it in a nice plain brown wrapper.
What those country gals really need is a jackrabbit, though. Much nicer than a farmboy whose experience is primarily with sheep (wham, baaaaaam, thank ewe ma'am!)
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan