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SisterMaryFellatio
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Finish these sentences.....

I hope someday to improve my.....

No one knows I'm.............

The only thing I can't stand in people is......

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer........

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An odd one, but I'll give it a shot;

I hope someday to improve my butt.....

No one knows I'm pregnant

The only thing I can't stand in people is intolerance

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer get half price movie tickets.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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The only thing I can't stand in people is intolerance
'I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another, but I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings... and I hate people like that..."

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One of my favorite Tom Leherisms... 8-)
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I hope someday to improve my ... work / life balance

No one knows I'm ... unable to provide an answer to this question because I am fairly certain that at least one person will know anything I could possibly write here.

The only thing I can't stand in people is ... any inability to admit they are wrong.

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer ... fit in a suitcase.
Bah!

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Sure you can It may not be in one piece but given enough time and effort....
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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The Hen wrote: Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer ... fit in a suitcase.
Too bad this lady didn't get that message:
A 19-year-old woman was arrested for allegedly trying to sneak her husband out of prison in a suitcase, according to authorities in the Mexican Caribbean state of Quintana Roo.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/05/mex ... =allsearch
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I hope someday to improve my..... French (two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

No one knows I'm... scared of starting at a new company for the first time in 8 years (brave face ...grrrrr)

The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer..... ride my bike for more than an hour without my butt aching.

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(two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

Don't feel bad Daze...

Trying to make people feel pitifully inadequate is pretty much the French National Past time... 8-)
The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance
And yet you freely chose to spend two weeks in France.... :lol:
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SisterMaryFellatio wrote:The only thing I can't stand in people is......
... their annoying insistence that there is only one thing about them I can't stand ....
Reason is valuable only when it performs against the wordless physical background of the universe.

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Lord Jim wrote:(two weeks here makes me feel pitifully inadequate)

Don't feel bad Daze...

Trying to make people feel pitifully inadequate is pretty much the French National Past time... 8-)
The only thing I can't stand in people is.. Arrogance
And yet you freely chose to spend two weeks in France.... :lol:
Ahhh you're talking about the Parisians, giving the French a bad name since the revolution!

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Since when have the French needed someone to give them a bad name? ;)

Here's a man from Marseilles whose picture appears next to the word arrogant in the dictionary!
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Still a legend though...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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King Eric... Honorary Mancunian yes?

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Daisy wrote:Honorary Mancunian
I'm sure he'd be so delighted to be called that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I hope someday to improve my.....stroke (not golf).

No one knows I'm.............a closet lesbian.

The only thing I can't stand in people is......greed.

Now that I'm grown up, I can no longer........ rely on the juvenile court system.


edited to change one of my responses (you guess which one).

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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I can't answer the last, I'm never going to grow up!

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