Surgical procedures it is best you don't dwell upon.

[The Hen]

The clitoris nip/tuck

Cost $6,000

It's hard to believe someone would let a knife anywhere near their lady garden (we're crossing our legs at the thought!). But stateside, clitoropexy - plastic surgery for you know what - is all the rage.

Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon Dr Gary Alter researched the idea two years ago and has been perfecting the technique ever since. He says: "If you have a large, protruding clitoris that shows through a bikini, this operation reduces the size of the hood and repositions the clitoris so it's more tucked in and discreet."

And there's gotta be a bedroom ahhh-dvantage? "As skin and tissue are removed, the sensitive part is exposed, increasing sexual pleasure," says Dr Alter. With vaginal surgery becoming more popular here - mainly labia reductions and tightening - it's only a matter of time before UK surgeons venture to our pleasure parts. Yikes!


The nipple job

Cost $600

Samantha was on to something when she invested in a pair of fake nipples. Across NYC, women are having theirs trimmed and tweaked. "Two years ago I saw five women a month, now I'm seeing five a week," reveals nipple surgeon Dr Grant Stevens. The latest trend is going perkier - injecting the filler Radiesse into nipples - or neater, where surgeons remove a section of the areola and stretch out what's left to make your nipple look smaller.

Over here, corrective nipple surgery is offered in mastectomies, but having nipple tucks to look more perky is a US-thing for now. The UK-based Harley Medical Group has recently reported a rise in requests for nipple surgery, especially to correct inverted nipples. But if you don't fancy a needle near your best assets, get yourself some Sam-style falsies, £6.99 from Bosomfriends.co.uk.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabulou ... treme.html

Lord, spare me from the desire to appear the same as everyone else.

[Aard Vark]

Don't worry about how stupid some people are, how about a breast inplant for ducks?

[Miles]

The clitoris nip/tuck

Cost $6,000

It's hard to believe someone would let a knife anywhere near their lady garden (we're crossing our legs at the thought!). But stateside, clitoropexy - plastic surgery for you know what - is all the rage.

Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon Dr Gary Alter researched the idea two years ago and has been perfecting the technique ever since. He says: "If you have a large, protruding clitoris that shows through a bikini, this operation reduces the size of the hood and repositions the clitoris so it's more tucked in and discreet."

And there's gotta be a bedroom ahhh-dvantage? "As skin and tissue are removed, the sensitive part is exposed, increasing sexual pleasure," says Dr Alter. With vaginal surgery becoming more popular here - mainly labia reductions and tightening - it's only a matter of time before UK surgeons venture to our pleasure parts. Yikes!


The nipple job

Cost $600

Samantha was on to something when she invested in a pair of fake nipples. Across NYC, women are having theirs trimmed and tweaked. "Two years ago I saw five women a month, now I'm seeing five a week," reveals nipple surgeon Dr Grant Stevens. The latest trend is going perkier - injecting the filler Radiesse into nipples - or neater, where surgeons remove a section of the areola and stretch out what's left to make your nipple look smaller.

Over here, corrective nipple surgery is offered in mastectomies, but having nipple tucks to look more perky is a US-thing for now. The UK-based Harley Medical Group has recently reported a rise in requests for nipple surgery, especially to correct inverted nipples. But if you don't fancy a needle near your best assets, get yourself some Sam-style falsies, £6.99 from Bosomfriends.co.uk.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/fabulou ... treme.html

Lord, spare me from the desire to appear the same as everyone else.

Having a definate interest in both the aforementioned areas, from a strictly recreational perspective, I would really hate to see someone mess around with mother natures good work.

[Gob]

Seconded Miles.