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Gob
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A university student groped eight women during in a two week bottom pinching spree in a seaside resort.

Matthew Hampton, 30, fondled complete strangers in shops in Seaton, Devon, then told police he thought it was a normal way of making a sexual approach.

The student, who is due to start a Masters degree in history at Cambridge next year, left many of his victims disgusted and distressed after following them around and touching them repeatedly.

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His victims were aged between 14 and 51 and included a hairdresser who he groped while she was cutting his hair, Exeter Crown Court was told.

He was caught because he paid for the haircut by credit card and revealed where he worked as he chatted to the stylist.

Hampton, of Seaton, Devon, who had a holiday job working at a hotel in the resort, admitted six sexual assaults and asked for two more to be considered.

He was jailed for 36 weeks, suspended for 18 months, and ordered to receive 18 months supervision by Judge Mr Justice Evans, who put him on the sex offenders’ register for ten years.
When I was at Uni, I met a chap called Richard. Richard was odd, he'd been put in an all boys boarding school at the age of nine, and had been in boarding schools until coming to Uni. He also let slip once that his holiday periods when he was at boarding school had been mainly spent at scout camps and Officer Training Corps camps.

Also at college was a rampantly sexual young lady called Carolyn, who was working her way through the males students, and some of the more obliging female ones, (alphabetically?)

One night she dragged Richard away from the college disco, (yes disco,) for a seeing too.

She was ever so shocked the next morning when he turned up at her halls of residence with flowers and a ring, and proposed to her.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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I knew her twin seperated at birth; she went to my Naval Damage School in Philadelphia...

One day, she didn't show up to muster as mandated, and once found, claimed she'd been raped the night before... as an excuse for her tardiness.



In interviews, she claimed she'd been at a party; had gotten drunk at said party, and then violated against her will.

After naming several names, it was revealed that there were pictures of the activity, and while sexual, it was purely consenual...

In the photos she smiled, posed and appeared to having a very good, multi-party time.


...


While on legal hold, she met ...and banged a very sweet, young man - who was so enamored of her, he asked her to marry him.

Too bad(for him) , she said 'yes'.

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