Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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Joe Guy
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Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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This is discriminatory! If it had been a dog, it would have been taken away and euthanized. Dogs should be upset over this....
Vicious pet cat traps Oregon couple, who call 911
Updated 7:58 am, Tuesday, March 11, 2014

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PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Portland police had to be called in to subdue a 22-pound house cat that trapped its owners inside their bedroom after attacking their baby.

The baby was not injured in the Sunday incident.

Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman, said officers responded to a 911 call that evening from a couple who had locked themselves in their bedroom with the baby and their dog after the cat attacked the child.

Simpson said the 911 operator could hear the cat screeching in the background as the couple awaited help.

Officers used a dog snare to capture the cat and placed it in a crate.

Simpson said the owners told the dispatcher the cat has a history of violence. He said the cat remained with its owners.
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Re: Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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Sounds like the dog set the cat up. A little role reversal. Maybe the cat needs to relocate to help a farm stay rodent free, rather than performing such function in a dinky apartment.

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Re: Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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Just shoot it.


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Re: Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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Or gas it with car exhaust.
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Re: Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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But how can you be 100% sure that you've got the right cat?

Best gas them all to be on the safe side...
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Re: Attack of the Killer Cat!!

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There's more than one 22lb cat in the area?

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