Plan B Forum

Is it true that MUFC stands for Moyes Upfucks Champions?









(er.... don't mention Spurs and that total dickhead Levy )

You're a git Meade!

However, you're an accurate git. Moyes is toxic and needs to be given the old Spanish archer before he drags the club down to a level that might take many years to recover from. Van Gaal is available in the summer and has been fluttering his eyelashes in the general direction of Old Trafford (of course, if he's not offered the United job he'll probably make do with the Spurs job). Klopp could potentially be persuaded to leave Dortmund. Even the real Gollum couldn't do any worse than his lookalike!

I thought Van Gaal was of the opinion that Moyes is safe and so Spurs look more likely? Levy doesn't seem to understand that just because a bloke's got some unpronounceable foreign name and can barely speak English, that's no qualification for Spurs manager. What the hell was wrong with sticking with Tim Sherwood? At least the team got some life after he brought Adebayor back from the wilderness and he finally realised that Soldildo, Lamentela and Kakapooey are not the answer - and the jury's still out on that girt girl's blouse Pauline.

Back to Moyes, the football genius. Don't you think that when Sir Al stepped aside, the team went into a mental funk ("Oh whoever's next just isn't going to be as good" - which is true but....). His team looked better than Barcelona did last night... I'll say that for them. AM saved the Catalans from being shamed (eventually) by Bayern - is there anyone who can really keep Ribery and Robben from ripping the wings apart?

I dunno. Tired old story but English teams need more British players and managers - let the wogs fart around in Europe

(edit to correct MU to AM)

New Man Utd and Tottenham theme tune?

I reckon the whole Moyes thing came down to his misunderstanding the board when they told him that The Championship was his target for this season.

But here's the thing... Following Fergie was going to be ridiculously hard for any manager, but following Moyes will be a piece of piss! Maybe that was the Glazers' dastardly plan all along: sacrifice this season to make things easier for the real manager.

When I dream I dream of owning a porsche.

Following Fergie was going to be ridiculously hard for any manager,

I've been wondering what she's been doing...