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He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:08 am
by Gob
George Michael won't be going short of cock for a few weeks...

George Michael has been given an eight-week sentence for crashing his car while under the influence of cannabis.

He was also fined £1,250 at Highbury Corner Magistrates Court in London and given a five-year driving ban.

The 47-year-old singer was arrested in July in Hampstead, north London after driving his Range Rover into a branch of photographic store Snappy Snaps.

Last month he pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and possessing cannabis.

The singer was told then that his offences were "a serious matter" and that he could face imprisonment.

Michael will serve four weeks in prison, with the rest of his sentence spent out on licence under the supervision of the probation service.

The pop star was greeted by a horde of photographers as he arrived at court earlier.

In 2007 he admitted another charge of driving while unfit through use of drugs at Brent Magistrates Court in London.

Michael was found slumped at the wheel of his car in the early hours of 4 July having crashed it into the store frontage.

He was arrested and taken to Hampstead police station, where he was found to be carrying cannabis cigarettes.

Michael shot to fame as half of pop duo Wham! before embarking on a successful career as a solo artist.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11299938

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:04 am
by Aard Vark
Didn't George Michael buy a place in Sydney? If he has he wont be able to use it. Australia has a blanket ban on anyone with drug convitions.

Except if your really important, famous or rich

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 9:52 am
by loCAtek
Michael was found slumped ...

Isn't that how he's usually found?

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:22 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
hes only gay cos he hasn't met me!

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:38 pm
by Gob
Or is it the other way round, he's only gay as he has met you.. :nana

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:25 am
by Captain_Obvious
Michael shot to fame as half of pop duo Wham! before embarking on a successful career as a solo artist.

Apparently, my definition of "successful" and theirs vary somewhat... :shock:

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:29 am
by Sean
Well it's a British paper CP and he had a huge solo career in the UK at least...

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:14 am
by Crackpot
that's not me

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:25 am
by Gob
As one of the world's best-selling music artists, Michael has sold over 100 million records worldwide as of 2010, encompassing 7 UK #1 singles, 7 UK #1 albums, 8 U.S #1 singles, and 1 U.S #1 album.

His 1987 debut solo album, Faith has sold over 20 million copies worldwide and made several records and achievements in the United States.

In 2004, Radio Academy named Michael as the most played artist on British radio between the period of 1984–2004.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Michael
Getting caught sucking off old men in toilets, and getting stoned and crashing, isn't really part of his "career".

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:08 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
Oi Gob :fu :fu :fu :fu

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:47 pm
by Sean
Sorry CP, typo... should've been CO.

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:28 pm
by Crackpot
I thought you might be confused by the Zim imagery as well

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:28 pm
by loCAtek
Is Paris behind bars yet?

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:37 pm
by Sean
Crackpot wrote:I thought you might be confused by the Zim imagery as well
Possibly... That is your old av isn't it? Or if not it's very close...

Re: He'll be like a kid in a sweety shop

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:08 am
by Crackpot
I did have GIR