The MOTU's Ad People are Following Me
Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 6:00 pm
I'm not sure when this began but it recently has come to my attention. The internet is reading my mind and trying to control it. I am creating a foil hat at the moment in the hope that it will have a deterring effect on their mind melding.
Recently I was browsing on Amazon and looked at some telescopes. The same day I had read somewhere about cane swords and so I searched on Google and viewed a few of them.
Last week I bought a Sonos sound bar for my TV. It is an expandable wireless system that I do plan to expand by adding more speakers.
Yesterday when I did some browsing I noticed an ad for canes at a website. I thought, "What a coincidence and what are the chances?" and clicked on the ad and realized it was a place I'd already viewed.
This morning I logged on to sfgate.com (my home page) and clicked on "Weather" and there were only three ads on the page. One was for canes, another for telescopes and a third for speakers.
I immediately closed my window shades and put duct tape over my laptop's camera lens and and put on a Reynolds aluminum hat.
I'm telling you this because if I end up spending all my money on telescopes, speakers and canes and then end up missing, you will know what happened.
Just a minute! Someone is knocking on my door.
I'm not going to answer.
Who is that? I'll look through the shades.
No...no......NOooooooooo!!! It's a man with a cane carrying a speaker and a telescope!!!!
I'm not going to answer that door. Maybe he will just go away.
ghjhqpeih32^#........#$$&!!!!!!!!
Recently I was browsing on Amazon and looked at some telescopes. The same day I had read somewhere about cane swords and so I searched on Google and viewed a few of them.
Last week I bought a Sonos sound bar for my TV. It is an expandable wireless system that I do plan to expand by adding more speakers.
Yesterday when I did some browsing I noticed an ad for canes at a website. I thought, "What a coincidence and what are the chances?" and clicked on the ad and realized it was a place I'd already viewed.
This morning I logged on to sfgate.com (my home page) and clicked on "Weather" and there were only three ads on the page. One was for canes, another for telescopes and a third for speakers.
I immediately closed my window shades and put duct tape over my laptop's camera lens and and put on a Reynolds aluminum hat.
I'm telling you this because if I end up spending all my money on telescopes, speakers and canes and then end up missing, you will know what happened.
Just a minute! Someone is knocking on my door.
I'm not going to answer.
Who is that? I'll look through the shades.
No...no......NOooooooooo!!! It's a man with a cane carrying a speaker and a telescope!!!!
I'm not going to answer that door. Maybe he will just go away.
ghjhqpeih32^#........#$$&!!!!!!!!
