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Free buggies!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:52 am
by Gob
It was supposed to be a way of helping hard-pressed families with tired children cope as they stepped off their long holiday flight.
But the idea of providing a fleet of 150 complimentary pushchairs at the arrivals hall at Gatwick Airport has backfired – after the majority of them were stolen by passengers.
Instead of leaving the buggies at the designated drop-off point in the baggage reclaim area when their own pushchair arrives on the carousel, some holidaymakers have brazenly walked off with them before loading them into their car or boarding the Gatwick Express rail service with their newly acquired booty.
The Mothercare Nanu Strollers were widely welcomed as part of a family-friendly initiative when they were introduced at the airport in West Sussex in April.
Airport bosses said at the time that they wanted to encourage families ‘to take advantage’ of the 150 buggies as Gatwick became the UK’s first airport to offer parents the free service.
The strollers feature a multi-position reclining seat with adjustable calf rest and normally cost £49.99 on the High Street.
The Gatwick buggies bear no stamp or label identifying them as airport property, although their canvas seats are decorated in the same shade of blue as Gatwick’s own-brand logo.
According to passport control officials based at the North Terminal, only five of the original fleet of buggies remain.
An order for a further 200 has now been placed but airport workers expect many of these to disappear too unless a security device or alarm is fitted to prevent their removal.
Gatwick handles up to 60,000 incoming passengers a day and airport managers say it is not surprising that some of the buggies have been misappropriated.
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:46 pm
by Jarlaxle
And nobody saw THIS coming?!
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:22 pm
by Lord Jim
An order for a further 200 has now been placed but airport workers expect many of these to disappear too unless a security device or alarm is fitted to prevent their removal.
That seems pretty simple...
A lot of grocery stores now have a"lock" that drops down on one wheel if it's taken beyond a certain distance from the store...
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:24 am
by rubato
Jarlaxle wrote:And nobody saw THIS coming?!
It's England! Who would have thought they'd have the energy and ambition to steal! They are indolent authority addicts, not striving up-and-comers like the Irish or the Welsh.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:04 am
by Daisy
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:56 am
by MajGenl.Meade
rubato wrote:Jarlaxle wrote:And nobody saw THIS coming?!
It's England! Who would have thought they'd have the energy and ambition to steal! They are indolent authority addicts, not striving up-and-comers like the Irish or the Welsh.
yrs,
rubato
Airport.... immigrants.... obvious
yrs
N Farage
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:01 pm
by Gob
Do we win a prize?
Was rubato trying to be;
a) Funny?
b) Insulting?
c) Insightful?
d) Worldly knowledgable?
e) Dumb as a bag of bricks?
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:48 am
by Lord Jim
I think a combination of A and B...
Rube got some positive feedback in another thread for somehow managing to say something amusing on purpose, it went to his head, so he thought he'd have another go...
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:17 am
by rubato
ya know, what would be fun is if they had free buggies which were robotic and the instant the parent took their hand off the control bar the buggy took off across the concourse at high speed and deposited the nasty little child into an immense creche.
Admit it, you laughed.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:20 am
by rubato
Gob wrote:Do we win a prize?
Was rubato trying to be;
a) Funny?
b) Insulting?
c) Insightful?
d) Worldly knowledgable?
e) Dumb as a bag of bricks?
You appear to have a self-confidence problem. Each day when you get up just say to yourself:
"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me!."
It won't mean shit, you'll be the same loser you are now but you'll feel better about yourself. And LJ will still want to lick your balls. So you have that going on.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:28 am
by Lord Jim
Looks like

Re: Free buggies!
Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:30 am
by Gob
I'm thinking (a) this time.