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Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:59 pm
by Scooter
ARRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!
A Colombian woman who used a potato as a means of contraception had to have the vegetable removed from her vagina this week.

Citing local reports, the website Colombia Reports said the 22-year-old woman in the town of Honda went to see doctors because she was having abdominal pains.

"My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her," the unnamed patient told doctors.

The potato was in the woman's vagina for about two weeks before she started feeling pain.

Carolina Rojas, the nurse who examined the woman, discovered roots coming out of the woman's body because the potato had started to germinate, the report said.

The potato was removed without surgery and the woman is expected to recover fully.

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:08 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Well what does one expect? Supposed to be mashed...

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:15 pm
by Gob
Nearly had her chips.

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:04 pm
by TPFKA@W
It might cause tater tots.

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 6:04 pm
by rubato
Very funny post! :ok

Barrier method. Root vegetable variety.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:00 pm
by Big RR
She thought they said to have her tubers tied.

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:15 pm
by Lord Jim
Her mother should have suggested, "a potato held tightly between the knees" as a form of birth control, (ala Ann Landers suggestion about an aspirin some years ago...)

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 11:18 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Mum actually wanted her to stick to fingerlings

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:14 pm
by BoSoxGal
:shock:



Meade, love your new avatar! :ok

Re: Teaching about birth control is what makes kids have sex

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:20 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Kudos to LJ for the avatar!